Porgan ood

this is my safe space

[Porgan ood @ju1cyphatass]

How do I tell my boyfriend I ran my mile PR having eaten virtually no protein today?

[Porgan ood @ju1cyphatass]

@Donlesuave @Rah_ven They met 8 DAYS AGO…. he was just entertainment!

[Porgan ood @ju1cyphatass]

@swiftlydunphy Kill Ross for sure

[Porgan ood @ju1cyphatass]

@insultsrare I’m not racist, but it’s not a huge deal for me to be honest with you and me your family is going to church and I don’t want to feel like that I would love to be with you and your family and I love you so much too much and I love you so much too much I love you too so much too

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Saying “your mama” when we got the same mom.

[Porgan ood @ju1cyphatass]

@skyferrori Mine is “wine” 😭 what does that say about me?😭

[Porgan ood @ju1cyphatass]

@carterforva Students in France go through security systems as well. I find it’s less typical in the US

[Porgan ood @ju1cyphatass]

@deathrowbby The gum chewing can fuck right off

[Porgan ood @ju1cyphatass]

@jErk Break up with him. He’s a loser

[Porgan ood @ju1cyphatass]

@ayeejuju You can’t tell me this isn’t JLo

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

I have a new hero

[Porgan ood @ju1cyphatass]

Asking for a haircut in France.

“Just cut the bad ends off”

What I actually said

“Juice cuts the wrong firm end” #MeTalkPrettySomeday

[Porgan ood @ju1cyphatass]

Like an American student in France who stayed here for a month, Me Talk Pretty Someday is fun and perfect. I read and I laugh. It you understand, David Sedaris, and I understand you... Do you feel me?! If you know, you know. #MeTalkPrettySomeday #DavidSedaris

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Hiker math is going on a 5 mile hike and coming back 8 miles later

[anti pigeon @aluminiummaiden]

People rly don't know what to do w their lives and BOOM masters degree

[Porgan ood @ju1cyphatass]

@imniceandsmart Mine in my spam emails last week…. “At least respond to my previous emails so I know you got them…. Seriously so unkind” *four days later* subject line: “I need a friend :( ”

[Porgan ood @ju1cyphatass]

@BlackSupremeKai The butter knife lol

[Porgan ood @ju1cyphatass]

@RaxKingIsDead Why wouldnt you ask before even arranging the date?

[Porgan ood @ju1cyphatass]

@CourtneywithaY @missmulrooney This is so real