John

if there was lightning in me, you’d know who it was for

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Robert Fripp’s mystery of the shaved balls has yet to be solved

https://t.co/QaiFcJMlCs

[John @ju4nathan]

i hope my life story ends up sounding like Mayonaise by the Smashing Pumpkins

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Sure Jan

[OMG HI KITTY!! @CatMacroz]

Me and twin

[John @ju4nathan]

end of the SPFL season so interesting this year that it actually has me tuning in to domestic Scottish football

[John @ju4nathan]

short mullets have to be some sort of psyop, having longer hair feels so much better

[John @ju4nathan]

having a sudden primordial urge to return to Monza

[John @ju4nathan]

On the lager that stops Face ID from working

[John @ju4nathan]

John Kelloggmaxxing

[chaosjim @yungfloop]

yeah i got a porn addiction
porn myself a big bowl of cereal

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

WAKE UP FREAKS A SPLENDID FAIRYWREN GOT CAUGHT OUT IN A RAIN SHOWER

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

nah why they walking like they know they got that shit on 😭

[Diego Crespo @thediegocrespo]

sith lords don't even tell you the story of darth plagueis the wise anymore they just look at you like this

[indui @monstermonger]

He’s worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature.

[John @ju4nathan]

MyFitnessPal becoming AI-slopified feels like the death of an old friend

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

A penguin that travels the world working as a clown.

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

this is the best edit ive seen this week 😭