Julissa

UAB. If you don't wanna date me that's fine, I get that but you're wrong and I hate you.

[Julissa @ju_catano]

I don't want to have the type of friends I need to take a break from. Never in my life....

[Julissa @ju_catano]

Went to a dudes house in a tshirt and leggings. Went home and got dressed in regular clothes. He's gonna look at me and say "oh you're hot again." I fucking hate yall 😭😂

[Venus Fly Trap ✨ @DerogatoryWORD]

LMFAO.
Grandma set his ass straight.

[Julissa @ju_catano]

@__joshnelson @kristieefreeman Lol and I didnt know she had a podcast! Let's gooooo

[Julissa @ju_catano]

@__joshnelson @kristieefreeman Yesssss it's called heartstrings and she turns each song into like a short story.

[Julissa @ju_catano]

@__joshnelson 😂😂😂😂

[Julissa @ju_catano]

Someone gave me a bunch of little liquor bottles for my bday... my mom lied and said she got them for me and will only give me 2 everytime I go out so I wont get too drunk WTF 😂😂 #devilworkshardbutmexmomsworkharder

[Julissa @ju_catano]

@Caleb19912 Rachel... it was so american. south american 😂😂😂

[Julissa @ju_catano]

Who'sq mad about the halftime show? So I can definitely empathize with you (aka screenshot your post and laugh about it with my friends)

[Julissa @ju_catano]

@Caleb19912 And sober. Tongue game strong

[bigang @vooodude]

Twitter is gonna go awwwwf with that footage of Shakira’s tongue hahahahahaha fuck I can’t wait

[Julissa @ju_catano]

@KayNicole001 Glad you find me funny 🌝

[Julissa @ju_catano]

This is worth a 4 hr drive I do not care.

[Julissa @ju_catano]

@KayNicole001 Dude so fucking good. If you had them in England I'd prob come visit....

[T🤍 @jadoretxm]

You should be able to tell a friend they’ve upset you and then bounce back. But too many people don’t know how to take accountability, will be quick to jump on defensive mode, and completely invalidate your feelings. That’s why some things are better left unsaid.

[Julissa @ju_catano]

Bro my sister was just talking about sending her nudes and my mom was like "what!? You were on the news?? Did everybody see you??" 😂😂😂

[Julissa @ju_catano]

I'm in a hotel room alone laughing out loud at twitter comments and eating debbie cakes. Honestly I've never felt more like myself.

[eleanora 𖦹 @devilsfullmoon]

friend: i had a dream where i married my crush!
my dreams: