JU Freshman!

Hi! I'm new to Johnson! I'm passionate about youth ministry, the Church, and the USA! Don't mind me, I'm just loving the Lord. Jeremiah 29:11.

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If you are witty, can use photoshop quite terribly, hate the Oxford Comma, and desire to take over writing for JU Freshman, too bad. We’d never hand this over to Oxford Comma-hating barbarians. Also, we graduated; so I guess this is goodbye. Thanks for laughing at our jokes, JU. https://t.co/5l2HHRTyt3

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Yo any single alumni ladies here for Homecoming, hmu if you want to play walleyball lol.

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A haunted house, except it’s just Old Testament 2.

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Yo any girls coming for Preview Day tomorrow hmu if you want to play walleyball.

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Christian unity, except for when we play KCU in anything I guess.

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Sitting in class wishing I was still at Passion.

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No luck with any of the transfer girls so far.

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Me: What’s your major?
Her: Missions!
Me:

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I can’t wait to teach my pastor everything that I learned this semester.

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I can’t believe I survived this semester. Gosh, I hope this is as hard as college gets.

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The Christmas card she gave me said I’m like a little brother to her. ☹️

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I cannot believe that I have TWO assignments due the week before finals! This is insanity!

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Update: no girls have walked into my room yet, but I've made eye contact with three of them while they walked past, so it's going alright.

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If I'm going to find a date for the Miller-Scott banquet, these open dorms on Thursday are going to be crucial.

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I can't believe I didn't think of the haunted dorm room idea.

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TODAY IS THE DAY! CCV IS IN CHAPEL!

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Dating me is considered a great honor for Johnson girls. Every girl in the freshman class is hesitating, therefore invitation is withdrawn! https://t.co/ESwyKYVvVf

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Going to the White House is considered a great honor for a championship team.Stephen Curry is hesitating,therefore invitation is withdrawn!

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I need to change my major.

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Wow, this Speaking of Jesus book is rocking my world.

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Can someone show me how to do laundry?