is reading a book in public performative... is having a boyfriend embarrassing... all of these queries were sufficiently addressed by our patron saint jemima kirke when she said "i think you guys might be thinking about yourself too much"
when george michael says now i know what a fool i’ve been but if you kissed me now i know you’d fool me again in a christmas song it’s just some first-rate stuff
search engines getting replaced with AI is so funny. we compiled the entirety of human knowledge and then handed it all over to a little trickster who lies