Juan Valle

6’ 4” Mexican-American. I make sofas. I love hockey, golf, guitars, tacos, my family, pizza and steaks. USC alum. 🇲🇽🇺🇸 2 X Beer League Champion. #gokingsgo

[Juan Valle @juanimal82]

@TheDegenWeekly Ive had free tickets and still spent around $400 for a family of 5.

[Juan Valle @juanimal82]

@GinaMuscato I run into that kid with that haircut. I’m giving him anything he wants

[Juan Valle @juanimal82]

@puppynacci My dad missed my birth to make a sofa for a random guy in Florida. I turned out ok. Kinda.

[Juan Valle @juanimal82]

@JomboyMedia I love a walk off play at the plate prolly more than anything in sports

[Juan Valle @juanimal82]

@Schizziee2 Guys let’s all agree that we are not going to sit in 103 f 3 hours unshaded regardless of who is playing. This is just a dumb thing we are all arguing over. Who literally gives a shit what you would do if your team was in the playoffs.

[Juan Valle @juanimal82]

@SpotifyCares It will play about 20 songs before going back to where it started. Oddly it shuffles the same songs tooo. I have one playlist with like 500 songs I’d like it to shuffle all

[Juan Valle @juanimal82]

@Spotify why can’t your shuffle actually shuffle. I feel like it plays the same songs all the time!

[Juan Valle @juanimal82]

@KatieJStrang At this point they should just hire @heatdaddy69420 to run the ASU team. He at least cares about the kids.

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

My eyes were wet from start to finish. I thought of being little in a big world & watching my son's first tries at this mad game. ESPN's Open to the NHL season is beautiful. I didn't expect to cry today-this is stunning. There's nothing like this sport. We at ESPN love the sport as you do. ❤️ Enjoy.

[Juan Valle @juanimal82]

@Gundo_OG @MorganBarrettX Just pay up and VFW is cool. Vets get free beer. No fake honor.

[Juan Valle @juanimal82]

@b_acker70 I literally made this exact pass last night. lol

[Juan Valle @juanimal82]

@Uggg_uggg Oof terrible. I love Kuzy.

[Juan Valle @juanimal82]

Sick list nobody asked for part 4

NFL guys I’ve seen live
Drew Brees
Doug flutie
Ladanian Tomlinson
Tom Brady
Bo Jackson
Tim Brown
Marcus Allen
Rob Johnson
Chad Pennington
Jay shroeder

[Juan Valle @juanimal82]

Sick list nobody asked for part 3

NhL players I’ve seen live
Wayne Gretzky
Luc Robataille
Brett Hull
Adam Oates
Chris Pronger
Paul Kariya
Steve yzerman
Sergei federov
Alex ovechkin
Sidney Crosby

[Juan Valle @juanimal82]

Sick list nobody asked for part 2

NBA players I’ve seen live
Michael Jordan
Danny Manning
Rex Chapman
Shaq
Scottie Pippen
Kobe
Muggsy Bouges
Larry Johnson
Allen Iverson
Luca Doncic

[Juan Valle @juanimal82]

Sick list nobody asked for.

MLB players I’ve seen live.
David Justice
Barry Bonds
Eric Gagne
Mike Piazza
Craig Biggio
Olmedo Sáenz
Shawn Greene
Shohei
Wally Joyner
Greg Maddux

[Juan Valle @juanimal82]

@heatdaddy69420 You probably have a mega huge boner right now

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

Barry was my best friend at ESPN. A big brother figure of rock solid values. I am shook to my core. Barry gave his life to hockey and some of his ESPN family, like me, learned of his shocking death today while at a hockey rink in Las Vegas preparing for the upcoming season. Chilling and fitting--the rink was Barry's home. A more beloved ESPN institution there has not been. We love you, Barry. Forever.

[Scottacular @Scottcrates]

Don’t tell me AI is worthless.

https://t.co/iSNQd9BAXL

[Juan Valle @juanimal82]

@kurri_jari 2012 game after we got Jeff Carter and he got a hat tick against the Blackhawks. That’s when I knew. That’s when the real ones knew. It was time.