Juanita

she/her | 🇨🇴

[Juanita @juanisl_]

Debunking the myth that Alberta has no rats in the province. They’re actually just called anti-maskers

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

See, whatever you do, make sure you end up with a kind partner.

There will be days when love will not be enough, but a kind person is a kind person regardless.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i was just kidding about the sex, let’s put glue on our hands and let it dry and peel it off

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

meeting my mexican gfs mom in 15 minutes

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

sorry for telling you my intrusive thoughts i was just joking i don’t actually think those things please don’t leave it was a bit

[Matt Schnuck @mattschnuck]

A famous researcher predicts divorce with 91% accuracy.

He invented a game to protect against the #1 relationship killer.

Here it is (in 3 minutes):

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

It should’ve been LinkedIn.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

“u look tired” thanks i stayed up all night thinking and obsessing over things i have no controI over.

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

21 can you meow for me

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Many of us have never witnessed healthy communication so we believe our partner should read our mind or just know what we need. As we mature into an adult version of love we understand needs can’t be met until we directly communicate them.

[RINA. @LAVIDAPRADA]

he’s 6’3 and funny

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

pickled
#nationalpickleday

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

what does pete davidson got that i don’t have

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

i’m so tired of people pretending that they learned something from their bachelors degree like no u didn’t ur lying