R Cortez

[R Cortez @juanitaclevel20]

LOL. My parents think they know who I am.

[R Cortez @juanitaclevel20]

Mom: What are you gonna do when school starts? Me: Die.

[R Cortez @juanitaclevel20]

Amazing how some people can grow old without really growing up age is nothing but a number.

[R Cortez @juanitaclevel20]

The more you care the more you have to lose.

[R Cortez @juanitaclevel20]

We all have that one friend who thinks the world revolves around their ass.

[R Cortez @juanitaclevel20]

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

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These hoes out here thinking STD stands for "Suck that dick" 26

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HEYYYYY!

[R Cortez @juanitaclevel20]

Is it too early in the school year to have a mental breakdown yet?

[R Cortez @juanitaclevel20]

70% of women use a smile to hide emotional pain.

[R Cortez @juanitaclevel20]

Bitch please the only "fan" you have is on your ceiling.

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= The proper way to refer to anyone younger than you.

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Girls never mind staying up a bit longer just to talk to a guy they love.

[R Cortez @juanitaclevel20]

A kick in the balls is over 9000 del (units) of pain which is like giving birth to 160 kids and fracturing up to 3200 bones at a time. 29

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That awesome moment when you predict something and it actually comes true.