John Cavers

Web developer in oxford who loves his music, film and sport

[John Cavers @juanitox78]

@LKTranslator If the basic concept is true-why doesn't the government pay 2 setup a Rwandan consulate in Calais w/ UK lawyers to process "legal" asylum claims & fly people directly to Rwanda?
Happy refugees✅
Evil gangs out of business✅
No more small boats✅
#foolproof
#honestgov
#fuckwits

[John Cavers @juanitox78]

@laurenlaverne @BBC6Music please play "the boys are back in town" by Thin Lizzy for me and my dog, digby. We are moving back into my flat after 3 months of tearing apart and rebuilding after water damage from a leaking pipe. Thankfully covered by insurance, but it's been a headache to say the least...

[John Cavers @juanitox78]

@themooks Was there a pig too?

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@nlyonne loving #PokerFace ... is it a reboot of #thelittlesthobo ?

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@GucciXBT @footballfights If at first you don't succeed, it was never meant to be...

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@rickygervais Equality, central heating and therapy. But alcohol is a crucial part of the last two, so that gets saved by association...

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@sixteenthCgirl Excuse my social awkwardness, but how do I help in this situation? Do I pretend to know you? How do I differentiate myself from the man I am trying to help with so you know I'm not just another creep?

[John Cavers @juanitox78]

@richardosman 2 terrible emojis 😛🌊

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@BarrieGWhite @trouteyes @NevilleSouthall You wanted to be @NevilleSouthall when you were younger? You're chuffing Barrie White! Nev is the sea lion of love at best...

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@strategywoman OX, UK

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@SocialistNHS Yes

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@eliistender10 Chill the fuck out

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Holy shit
#ElonMuskIsADisgrace

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@NickyAACampbell Digby joining me at work ...

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@RussInCheshire @AlanBaxter ❤️🍻☣️💦🍆 hmmm?

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@gregjames

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@RussInCheshire "it's like trying to find Nadine Dorries' intellect"
https://t.co/dHHfqc77SU

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@MrEdByrne @BigHandBrewing Mmm, I could go for a nice refreshing int right now...

[John Cavers @juanitox78]

@Herring1967 5 times he's impregnated someone who wasn't his wife at the time...🤞

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

I accept the confidence vote result but Theresa May should still meet the Queen and resign, says leading Conservative Brexiteer Jacob Rees-Mogg

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