Jeff_Bzos

chiste chiste

[22francc @22francc]

ITS GON BE BAD

[433 @433]

🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Lionel Messi is the first player ever to captain his country in 3️⃣ World Cup finals ©️💪🇦🇷

[Messi Anıları @messianilari]

Lautaro Martinez, röportaj sırasında gözyaşlarını tutamıyor.

🗣️ "Babamın bana ilk kramponumu aldığı günden beri bu golün hayalini kuruyordum."

[Mundo Despectivo @MundoDespectivo]

Este video es cine 🚬🗿 https://t.co/bd6IQtGKna

[Castro1021 @Castro1021]

I agree that Tuchel was at fault.

But whatever tf Bellingham said to Messi here was also a factor…. 😂

[SethOfficial @UTD_Seth001]

🚨Lisandro Martínez on Lionel Messi’s influence during Argentina’s comeback:

🗣️ “The moment we went two goals behind, nobody panicked.

Nobody shouted.

We just looked at Leo.

He didn’t say much.

He simply started asking for the ball every single time.

That’s when we all understood the game wasn’t finished.

A few minutes later he created one goal.

Then he scored another.

Nobody had to stand in the dressing room and talk about belief.

When Messi decides the match isn’t over…

The rest of us stop thinking about the score and start thinking about winning.”

[Rhevolver @Rhevolver]

Jamás se atrevan a decir que solo es fútbol.

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

👋 ¡Bienvenido, Mourinho! 👋

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏅 Julian Quiñones, Man of the Match for Mexico-South Africa.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍

All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents.

Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game.

The Special One is back.

[IVAN LA MOLE @lamolechida]

Ya listo para el clásico

[Prairie Putz @putzisbackbaby]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol
This was my peak. I was 8.

Good times…

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday...

They arrive at the club, and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.

[Jeff_Bzos @juanky_3_points]

@WhaleEverything @NoLimitGains @grok DONE

[El gordo edición @GordoEdicion]

- "A quienes dicen que a Estados Unidos solamente le interesa el petróleo, a esas personas les pregunto: ¿Qué creen que querían los rusos y los chinos? ¿La receta de las arepas?"

JJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJJ, se pasó.

[IVAN LA MOLE @lamolechida]

Pistear con travesaños es pistear con compás ? Pregunto

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

@Emily_Sundberg Hi (respectfully)