Juanson

Postmortem Vascular Surgeon/Event Host

[Juanson @juansonboi]

Never stop being a good person, because of bad people.

[Juanson @juansonboi]

Do not claim to be whimsical, if thou hast not engaged in tomfoolery.

[Juanson @juansonboi]

These couple things prevent you from getting pink eye.

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I like it when it’s cold, but also when it’s hot, you know

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Maybe you got a DUI because you didn’t offer the cop a beer.

[Juanson @juansonboi]

I built this shit brick by brick. #keef

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Bitch floats

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Glad it rained during the Kid Cudi concert. I didn’t want anyone to know that I was crying.

[Juanson @juansonboi]

Is rack city walkable?

[Juanson @juansonboi]

The ability to be in a good mood when there’s an absence of things to be in a good mood about.

[𝓘𝓼𝓪𝓪𝓬 @1lowkeyisaac]

the depression wore off, my ego coming back y’all fcked

[Juanson @juansonboi]

A vampire who lives in a trash can.

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Telling a young adult college doesn’t last forever is like telling children Santa isn’t real.

[Juanson @juansonboi]

Pickles are great until you’re in one of them mfs

[Juanson @juansonboi]

Know the difference between enjoying your youth and destroying your future.

[Juanson @juansonboi]

Vision without execution is just hallucination.

[Juanson @juansonboi]

boy kibble

[Juanson @juansonboi]

Can’t wait till I have kids so they can text me how many beers I have left in the fridge before getting home.