Plain Dress Barbie

I work with yarn and I foster kittens. Yes, it gets complicated. INFJ, Plain Quaker, Covered in rats, Probably distressingly liberal. Avatar by @gentleeeeeeecat

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

My dearest Wormwood,

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Got a job writing copy for Ideal Home.

[Keith Siau @drkeithsiau]

How bowel prep works 😅

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

“the moon in the fucking sky?” is never far from my mind

[venus @venuslovesrats]

mice to meet u! ☺️

[COMPROMISED ACCOUNT do not trust @ragandboneshop0]

why did we bother having the enlightenment. it was a lot of work and yet here we are.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

1. I didn't. I am not Jeffrey Goldberg.
2. Jeffrey Goldberg didn't publish state secrets. In fact the administration says there was no classified material in the chat
3. Jeffrey Goldberg (again, not me) says there was. And that's why he withheld them from publication.
4. So you in fact agree with Jeffrey Goldberg that the administration is lying.
5. That's kind of funny, too.

[Plain Dress Barbie @Jubbacca]

@aelfred_D

[Fellaraktar🇺🇦 @fellaraktar]

I found him.

I found the immigrant that has been taking all the American jobs.

[Duolingo @duolingo]

both killed by a Cybertruck

RIP

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

i personally love pasteurization and vaccines. i love modern medicine. i love the world that allowed my mom to have children that all lived to adulthood. i love how we eradicated polio and measles and fucking hpv

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

💕 Happy Valentine's Day! 💕

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

I believe Nixon's punishment in Hell is having to see people stupider than he was getting away with more

[Duolingo @duolingo]

an important message from Duolingo

[Plain Dress Barbie @Jubbacca]

@kattykittenz I can tell she's a nicer person than me because she aimed the thing away from the cats before she blew it really hard.

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

“All of us are somehow responsible to everyone for everything” —Dostoyevsky, Brothers Karamazov.

I wish our leaders read more Dostoyevsky.

[Michael de Adder @deAdder]

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