Melissa

A little bit Stevie Nicks, a little bit Goldie Hawn.

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

@turnintoabat I’m an August Virgo too, what are they not telling me???

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

@UncleDrewStan Okay sure but have you heard of Mitch Hedberg??? 🥰

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

@lucasmanteymeme See also: Sultans of Swing (Alchemy Live) where Mark Knopfler looks like he’s just coming back from a light jog on his lunch break and then effortlessly delivers a full 5 minutes of some of the most insane guitar work to ever exist. https://t.co/atOUviP0C3

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

@facetedcarapace And with a PSH profile pic no less ❤️‍🩹

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

@caseyshoots @swnskg I love this but also the thought of Metallica using Slack is so funny

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

@Lightenerrthang One of my favourite quotes 😭😭

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

@walayssa @BlackLCult Fashion icon and perfect princess!!!

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

(For when he wants to shred some paper or empty toilet paper rolls) 😂

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

Set up some talking buttons for my dog and the only one he cares about is “destroy”

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

@darthmoll_ In episode 3 when Tom says he got scratched by an elderly woman and Patricia says “Was she in her 40s?”

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

@HunterBiden I hear the birds chirping outside your window, they’re chirping outside mine too. Another reminder that we’re all in this together. 💗

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

@HunterBiden @villainmonkey

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

@MediumSizeMeech “You picked me. I didn’t believe you for so long.” has me sobbinggggg 😭😭😭

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

@imkylelambert But I’ve seen Empathie 😭😭

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

Played Hitster with some late millennial/early gen z friends (~10 years younger than me) and not a single one of them recognized Closer by Nine Inch Nails??????????????

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

@AT0MICAFRI The Irish baclava 😂😂😂😂😂

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

@Th3B0neM4N @BENZOTOOIE It really bugs me that the voice isn’t right 🥲

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

@sedentarysecret Mine is “if you’re a work of art, I’m standing too close / I can see the brush strokes” but honestly I could just keep going and quote the whole song

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

@GrantHermes I thought you were saying the ad kids would fail because their press conference failed to captivate and hold the journalists’ attention! The other way around is way less interesting 🥲

[Melissa @jubilationchoir]

@salsadrunkard Why did I read this as “bot-sex special features” at first? I was like wowwww what did I miss