Lucy Joe Markus

We live under continual threat of 2 equally fearful but seemingly opposed destinies: Unremitting banality and inconceivable terror - Susan Sontag

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

Trump is literally Don Quixote... What's with the obsession with #windmills?

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

They should have old people Heardle and young people Heardle. I'd be playing old people Heardle at age 32 because I have no idea who Wizkid featuring Tems is.

#spoileralert #Heardle

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

Try not having been on a vacation since 2001 because the Wish Foundation paid for you to go to Florida of all places for beating leukemia even though you actually wanted to meet Will Smith. Now STFU about NEEDING to travel because it's been so long you privileged lil assholes. 😂

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

Dr. Oz: I’m the only peddler of pseudoscience to ever guest host Jeopardy!
Aaron Rodgers: Hold on a minute playa

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

#tgif #JohnLennon

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

Soooo disappointed #aaronrogers got brainwashed by #shailenewoodley? Or is it the CTE? Either way. Soooo disappointed. Also if you're white and having a 'plight' don't quote #mlk if you want anyone to take you seriously.....🙄🙄🙄 #hottonot
#aintgotnotimeforantivaxxidiots

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

New host sooooon please @Jeopardy. I know some good upturned buckets with mops FYI. #anyonebutblossom

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

They should offer a course at #queensuniversity teaching them how to use their *ing bank cards.... 🙄🙄 #imafraidofthenextgeneration #queensu

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

@KFLAPH Is it providing pfizer for adults too? I need a second dose of pfizer, I am 30 years old and don't want to mix my vaccinations. Thanks!

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

I think @AaronRodgers12 made a pretty fine guest host. 😍 #Jeopardy

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

Louis Riel or Terry Fox!! #bankNOTEable #Canada #newfive

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

Teehee. 😂

[Laurel Boss (Simpson) @LaurelAnneBoss]

King Triton: “Sebastian, is Ariel in love?!”

Sebastian: 🎶Picture this they were both butt naked banging on the ocean floor🎶

#TheLittleMermaidLive

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

People who wear white on rainy days make me uncomfortable.

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

🤣

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

Kid at skatepark:
“Are you Tony Hawk?”
me: I am
him: “no you’re not”
me: ok, I’m not
him: “but are you, FOR REAL?”
me: I am, for real
him: I thought you’d look younger
me: ME TOO

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

@963bigfm 'A Day in the Life' is a great song... But a party song? And one of the 96 best at that? 🤔

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Or Parks & Rec Quiz: Who Said It, Captain Holt Or Ron Swanson? https://t.co/H8XGBRxBkd #TV # Brooklyn Nine-Nine # Quizzes #TV #WhatCulture

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

What's with the Scots-Irish ceremonial obsession with bagpipes?
Least dignified sound ever.
All pomp(ous) no circumstance.
One star. #bagpipessuck #bagpipesareterrible #ihatebagpipes

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

@1043FreshRadio You're very welcome 😛

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

@1043FreshRadio new #katieperry sounds like the 'macarena' melody sped up. Not ideal. 🙄🤮 #dumpit

[Lucy Joe Markus @jucyloe]

@989THEDRIVE.... Why did you call a random 1-800 number, get put on hold, and make us all suffer listening to whatever an "Andy Kim" is...?? What is 'easy' about listening to this absolute twaddle? 🙄😢