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[🧚‍♂️✨ @judabudda]

omg I was so wrong. Bryce isn’t the bottom Zach is #loveisland

[Meg @heirmeg]

ya want to experience dating but want monogamous level consideration without having put in work. just off the strength of you liking them being possessive yet having self sabotaged self deprecated & shown yourself to be deeply insecure lmao yet barely an inkling of learning them?

[Ope! McTavish @Spoon_town]

Laugh all you want, but there are actual adults that think it works like this and they're out there raising children, voting, and driving on the same roads as you.

[🧚‍♂️✨ @judabudda]

sorry I didn’t text back me and my cat were slow blinking at each other

[🧚‍♂️✨ @judabudda]

What am I?? A child bride?

[em 🍉 @vanderrwaals]

was watching pop culture jeoopardy and got really excited about this question

[🧚‍♂️✨ @judabudda]

jer just put half a cup of vodka in this drink wish me luck

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

It must be nice being a man because no matter how mediocre, unremarkable or directionless you are, there’s comfort in knowing someone has been socialized to look at you like a leader.

[Astral Orphan ⨺⃝ @foxtarts]

This is how you end a show when so many "Alpha men" bros don't understand that Homelander was always supposed to be a villain and satire and that you weren't supposed to identify with him. He was always meant to be a fucking joke, just as the people who like him are.

[e lyla @300rgrts]

Now imagine being a Boujie bitch in LA

[🧚‍♂️✨ @judabudda]

what’s so tea about being married to a bum ..?

[mel @killinurvibe]

u really do wake up one day and be like ew what the hell was i thinking

[jovan @ehjovan]

the way the “is watching porn cheating” debate happens so often when the answer is just like… it depends

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

Life after you accept you’re a little intense

[🧚‍♂️✨ @judabudda]

😂😭 this discourse has reached levels I did not imagine

[a.j. ⚧️🛸 @normalmaxxedaj]

now we’re Cooking with gas

[🧚‍♂️✨ @judabudda]

me and law & order SVU are like this 🤞🏼

[Dan Allison @danallison]

You are loved. You are free. Goodnight.

[Melz @flyboiidotcom]

they want u to be perfect while u accept them as they come

#nah

[🧚‍♂️✨ @judabudda]

praying for a challengers-esque relationship 🙏🏻

[Girls und Pantsu @ProfPantsu]

No. Im sick of the world catering exclusively to you day walkers. I don't even have 24/7 hour Walmart or McDonald's anymore.

[Don’t say shit to me @thelifeofmariah]

A bitch like me don’t break I think I got a superpower idk