“Yeah well when you look at Statcast…”
*Chandler Simpson go-ahead hit*
“you’re going to notice that he’s…”
*Chandler steals second*
“not even actually a good player…”
*Chandler RBI triple*
“and it’s not sustainable.”
*Chandler hauls in a deep fly ball at the wall*
🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨
Shane McClanahan just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history:
5.2 IP | 2 H | 0 ER | 1 BB | 4 K
TOR @ TB
That's the 97th Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,321+ unique lines on record.
ESPN notifies me of the outcome of every Indiana Pacers game. I never made the Pacers a favorite team or anything. I’ve deleted and redownloaded and it doesn’t matter. I’ve been getting these notifs for like a decade.
Napoleon on His Legacy:
"In spite of all the libels, I have no fear whatever about my fame...
Had I succeeded, I would have died with the reputation of the greatest man that ever existed. As it is, although I have failed, I shall be considered as an extraordinary man: my elevation was unparalleled, because unaccompanied by crime.
I have fought fifty pitched battles, almost all of which I have won. I have framed and carried into effect a code of laws that will bear my name to the most distant posterity.
I raised myself from nothing to be the most powerful monarch in the world. Europe was at my feet.
I have always been of opinion that the sovereignty lay in the people. In fact, the imperial government was a kind of republic.
Called to the head of it by the voice of the nation, my maxim was, la carrière est ouverte aux talens without distinction of birth or fortune."