Shiny Happy Person

They/them ✊🏼🏳️‍🌈 ☭ 🏳️‍⚧️ Rasister hører hjemme i helvete

[Shiny Happy Person @judebug_]

The Matrix passes the Bechdel test but y’all aren’t ready to talk about it

[World Renowned Hellgrammite Expert @GirlfriendHaver]

Girls i have a crush on are so lucky they arent near me rn or id be chasing them with this Dobson fly trying to gross them out

[Maxim Leyzerovich @round]

american flag with 420 stars and 69 stripes

[James Li @5149jamesli]

When do we start calling this a holocaust?

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

If I get killed by an animal do not kill that animal that animal caught me slipping and that is on me

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

some of u didn’t go insane at 15 and it shows

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

For some reason, the phrase “billionaires shouldn't exist” really pisses off a lot of people with $1,540 in their bank account.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

to suffer so much and then to stay “but we are not the story” and turning the narrative back to palestinians. greta thunberg you’ll always have my respect

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting