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🙏God Son
🧠 Great Mind
🎶 Music Lover
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family First
🌍 Flat Earth Enthusiast
💙 Manchester City Fan

[Owaga🇰🇪 @judeowaga]

Rape is rape.
Harassment is harassment
There is no excuse, there is no justification.
#justiceforvesh #rape

[HEIS🦇 @heis_beebah18]

🗣️: Why did you quit going to church

Spiritual Football 😭;

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

PUBLIC TRANSPORT IN DIFFERENT AFRICAN CITIES😂😂😂

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

Have you ever wondered what crocodile tastes like?

Let’s make the world’s first Crocodile Watermelon fruit salad Burger and transform ugali into an Ugali Power Chocolate Milkshake.

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Nakuru women are so extra, last year we drove to Nakuru with the boys, one of our female friend came we hangout na some babes from Kabarak, kama Tseikuru Casanova nikaamua kutry luck with one of the mrima babes. We went clubbing in Naks and in the morning she was like hana classes till Tuesday so we came back with her to my place in Nairobi.

It was good vibes drinks and unlimited mûkindano. On monday akitoka she was like lets pray. i was like hizi ni gani. Tukashikana mikono and she started praying , niliskia amesema “God protect my boyfriend ans I leave him here in Nairobi…..” nilicheka mpaka nikafungua macho, nashindwa who is the boyfriend anasemwa kwa hii maombi

[Hon Sam Atandi @SamuelAtandi]

Yesderday, i heard i was stabbed in the stomach and died while undergoing treatment at Aghakan hospital , kisumu. Well, God has allowed me to be alive .

[Hon.Gathoni Wamuchomba, HSC, MP @hon_wamuchomba]

Kumbe i was innocently crying for Wamunyoro during his impeachment na kuna wengine walilala wakinegotiate wapewe hio Deputy president na wakawekelea tax payers money ??? Thankyou ML sasa tunaelewa mafence seaters wanaogopa nini ........
Ngosh 🙊Mwambieni wamunyoosh akilipwa ile anaitisha kortini anipe ya Machozi yangu tuwe draw basi !
Alafu ile 2 million alipledge kwa event ya watoto wa football hakulipa ni kama alitundanganya pale Erisya hotel usiku anilipe pia tuwe draw .
Halafu ile tittledeed ni kama wenyewe wanaidai ; sijui kama ilikuwa fake ........

[Cindy☘️ @Indemosyd]

if you still have a dream of helping the poor, repost.

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Mwafreeka @Mwafreeka]

Do you know this guy? 100k reward is still there

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

😉👍🏽

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

A friend suggested this but on the Moon

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Is X promoting tweets from PM Modi of India? He is all over my time lines!

[Saīñt @BBevvone]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.. #RutoMustGo

[JUNET MOHAMED, E.G.H, MP. @JunetMohamed]

PRESS STATEMENT

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

I wish to respond to Senator Edwin Sifuna, the ODM Secretary General who moonlights for former President Uhuru Kenyatta within our party and who has challenged me to explain why agents in the 2022 General Election were neither paid nor present at their designated polling stations.

The answer is simple, clear and verifiable: Former President Uhuru Kenyatta released the funds meant for election agents to his blood brother, Muhoho Kenyatta.

Muhoho Kenyatta then appointed one Mr. Patrick Mburu to take charge of the recruitment and payment of agents.

Mr. Mburu presented himself as an IT expert, claiming he had the capacity to detect and prevent any manipulation of results by the IEBC.

To date, Mr. Mburu remains an aide of Uhuru Kenyatta. Just this past weekend, Mburu traveled to Nigeria in the company of Uhuru Kenyatta and Kalonzo Musyoka—clear evidence that he is not a peripheral figure in these matters.

Around the time, Muhoho Kenyatta operated from an office in Westlands that was so restricted that even Raila Odinga, the party’s presidential candidate, could not access it freely.

It is from this office — out of bounds for nearly all of us — that they claimed to handle the agents payments and other logistics. These are facts, not conjecture. I challenge Uhuru Kenyatta and Muhoho Kenyatta to publicly deny these facts.

The fact is once they took charge, they never procured any agents for Hon. Raila Odinga, not in Mt. Kenya and not in Luo Nyanza. It was a long con game.

Let the record also be set straight: Hon. Raila Odinga would have had no reason whatsoever to appoint me — Hon. Junet Mohammed — as the Leader of Minority in the National Assembly if I had truly betrayed him.

For years, I handled all the delicate assignments from our late dear Party Leader with fidelity and diligence.

I now call upon Uhuru Kenyatta, Muhoho Kenyatta, Patrick Mburu, and Senator Edwin Sifuna to come clean.

Kenyans deserve the truth about the handling of agents’ money; who controlled it, who mishandled it, and then decide who cost us the election.

More to follow.

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

A U.S. Army Private First Class, Shamika Burrage, was involved in a car accident in 2016 which resulted in her left ear being torn off.

Surgeons at William Beaumont Army Medical Center in El Paso, Texas, performed an advanced reconstructive procedure instead of leaving her disfigured.

They took cartilage from her ribs and shaped it into a new ear, which was then surgically placed and grown beneath the skin of her forearm for several months.

This technique allowed the ear to develop its own blood vessels, nerves, and soft tissue.

Once the ear was fully grown and viable, it was successfully transplanted back onto her head, restoring both its appearance and sensation.

[Premier League @premierleague]

The fastest goal of the season so far courtesy of Phil Foden ⏱️

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Hiii kofi imepita hata ile ya bodyguard wa Sonko…😂😂😂

https://t.co/J1t9e3Ijnv

[Dr. King'ori (Felixe JaSiaya) @Dr_Kingori]

Kuna living by the bullet, na living in the bullet.

[CyberRanger @CyberRanger_NNN]

Very unfortunate Luos have equal voting rights. How the F are they queuing very early in the morning everywhere?
Kisii, Narok, Embu, Meru, Kericho, Bungoma? Why are tribal Luos embracing a president they didn't vote for? Luos are supposed to be in opposition forever, donge?

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Polite reminder

Rigathi Gachagua is not an option