Judgemental96

Male. I like humour, art, history, nature, a bit of politics and interesting things. LCFC. A follow does not mean an endorsement.

[Judgemental96 @Judgemental969]

Santa: What do you want for Christmas?
Me: a Dragon.
Santa: Be realistic.
Me: OK politicians arrested and jailed for their crimes.
Santa: Do you want your dragon to breathe fire?

[John Atkinson Grimshaw @artistgrimshaw]

Under the Moonbeams #artbots #grimshaw

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

'Some call me the space cowboy.'
<leans closer>
'Some call me the gangster of love.'

Barista; "I'll just put 'Rob' on the cup."

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🇬🇧 NEW: Annual migration to the UK has fallen by 32%, the steepest decline among the OECD

The UK is followed by:
🇨🇦 Canada: -19%
🇺🇸 US: -14%
🇩🇪 Germany: -6%

[peaklass @peaklass1]

I feel lucky beyond measure to walk along country lanes in the early morning light, the smell of autumn in the air and only the sound of blackbirds to break the silence. The world out there might be loud and fast, but this is your reminder that quiet and slow still exists here for those who need it.

📍 Peak District, England

[Ms Panther @150G512XD]

Aaron’s repatriation, funeral and final resting place 😢💔

Thank you for your service Aaron ❤️

Lest we forget 🇬🇧

[Ćh💋ryl 👩🏼👗 @clumsyoaf33]

@alliewillie38 happy birthday to one of my favourite beauts on here. I hope you have a day as fabulous as you 🥂🍾❤️

[Kate @KittenHippy]

Good morning my gorgeous peeps 😘 💕
Happy Saturday 🍂🍁☀️💙
Waking up to a another frosty morning 🥶💙☀️
Just beautiful 💙
Hope you find something to make you smile today 😄
Sending you all my love 💋❤️

[Putey Pute ⛄️ @putey_pute]

Labour wants to usher in thousands more of these barbarians. Paid for by you 🫵🏻

[Judgemental96 @Judgemental969]

I don't understand why my dog always runs to the door when the doorbell rings, it's never for her...

[Judgemental96 @Judgemental969]

I told her I am 6' 4"
I failed to tell her those are 2 separate measurements...

[Judgemental96 @Judgemental969]

I've reached that stage of life where "No" is a complete sentence.

[Judgemental96 @Judgemental969]

I'm not a hoarder, I'm a "this might be useful later" specialist...

[Judgemental96 @Judgemental969]

In my generation we had Wonder Woman. In this generation, they wonder if it is a woman.

[Ćh💋ryl 👩🏼👗 @clumsyoaf33]

So it appears that at 57 years old you can now hurt your knee just laying in bed 🙄

[Claire Adams 🇬🇧 @claire_adams694]

Bridget Phillipson is calling for restrictions on NDAs being used to silence people over misconduct allegations. Well, Bridget, put your money where your mouth is. What happened with former Labour Chief Whip Nick Brown? Why was he suspended, and why has the public never been told the nature of the complaint? Will Labour commit to transparency over its own disciplinary processes, or is this another case of one rule for the Labour Party and another for everyone else?

@bphillipsonMP

[Enough! @Enough_Official]

"If a crime occurs and any one of our residents is impacted by anyone from that site, I'm coming after you, Andy Burnham!"

Powerful rebuke from Piddington Parish Council Chair Tim McNally over Labour's plan to import 1,250 male asylum seekers into the village of just 350 people.

[Judgemental96 @Judgemental969]

His girlfriend grabbed his mobile when it went off and said "Who the hell is Amber Alert?

[Judgemental96 @Judgemental969]

Men think that what a woman really wants is to find the perfect man and fall in love.
But what every woman really wishes for is to be able to eat anything they want and not get fat.

[Judgemental96 @Judgemental969]

In the packed lift at work, everyone is silent.
My stomach: I will now demonstrate the
mating call of a whale......

[Judgemental96 @Judgemental969]

A man brought his dog to watch a film at the cinema. The dog laughed at the funny parts and cried at the sad parts. Amazed, I asked the owner how. He said, “I’m surprised, too. He hated the book.”