Judge Joseph J. Udge

Husband, father, grandfather, amateur swimmer, and presiding judge of the Japanifornia District Court.

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

Hello everyone! I apologize for my absence it has been a chaotic few months. My brother is an internationally wanted criminal now and has hired multiple hitmen. To kill me so I have had to lay low with my family. Very Unfortunate news 🙁

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

What is a world. Cup? if there is a competition to find the World’s best cup, I would like to watch it. And perhaps buy a similar cup for myself and my wife

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

@LauriceD67 Once a young child said my head looked like a basketball…… could never look at the. sport the same 🙁

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

Hello 😊

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

@LauriceD67 What does this mean Laurice

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

@JoeFlooringGuy Thanks joe 😊

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

Hello 😄 My grand daughter told me it is Pride Month. Happy Pride month to everyone in Japanifornia. especially the lawyers 😊

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

@10_7_2020 I have been bi sexual for A very long time.

[rian 💙 (#1 judge fan) @rian2laj]

#aceattorney #milesedgeworth #udgeynation nobody gets them like i do...

[rian 💙 (#1 judge fan) @rian2laj]

#aceattorney #udgeynation hello my woke judgeheads, i wish you a month of much happiness and joy!!

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

What haircut should i get today… 🤔

[rian 💙 (#1 judge fan) @rian2laj]

#aceattorney #udgeynation i always keep my promises... 😈

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

@futchblackquill // FUCK WRONG ACCOUNT

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

@futchblackquill judgegant 😄😄😄

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

I miss my brother i hope he is doing well

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

@THE1SP0RTSMAN Me Neither!!

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 😆

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

@RayShields82 I am sure if you negotiate with Freddy he would let you pay for just one night. He seems like a reasonable fellow 🙂

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

@VonKarmaFranz Why are you young women so cruel to me

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

@LauriceD67 Rude 🙁

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

@LauriceD67 Nothing is ever over until it is. Even a final verdict may be overturned if there is more to the trial. You cannot know until you try Ms. Deauxnim

[Judge Joseph J. Udge @JudgeUdge]

@nickel_engarde You’re not very good at this are you