This is me in Malindi after using KES 5,000 fuel from Nairobi.
Najua mtasema ni AI, so let me askโฆ X-Trail Epower owners, mko wapi?
Hii gari inakunywa fuel ama inanusa tu?
Nairobi โ Malindi on 5K ๐ฅ
Mikoras who had been terrorizing Kisumu residents escaped Sayuni's WiFi signal by a whisker after DCI sleuths missed the target as the duo fled the scene following a successful clearing and forwarding mission. Today, someone's mother would have been crying kwikwi while erecting a tent to receive mourners ready to feast that rice that cooks one one. Unfortunately for the undertakers, business was postponed after the two Mikoras were arrested when their getaway motorbike suddenly developed stage fright and refused to accelerate. Chesaa!!
Nikiwa bado rookie wa streets niliamua kupeleka sherehe K1 Klub House baada ya kubag a Kikuyu babe. Zikashika nikajipata kwa pool area ๐ฑ. Kumbe meza ilikuwa imejaa veterans wa mchana Pool Club. Nililimwa hadi nikaambia huyo msupa naumwa na kichwa tuende kwa nyumba na ilikuwa ni saa mbili.hadi koti nilisahau. mwenye alichukua aliangukia big.
The white man comes to legally work in your land, you call them expatriates.
You go to legally work in their land, they call you immigrants.
Taking note.
Yow @jimNjue_ why are you un-tagging yourself from this tweet ama umeona utamwaga unga?๐๐next time choose your fights wisely. Any attack on sifuna will be met with total devastating uncompromising retaliation. Stay guided caboron
How does Eugenia cooney live so long with it? She's literally a walking skeleton! So, they definitely can survive awhile! Eugenia is actually living proof of that, I wondered at times how that girl even stood up. She is a huge fan of Disney and would go and walk around for hours, I just don't understand how her body allows it. She would start coughing while live on twitch and get up and go into the bathroom instead of drinking water. The girl never even sipped water and would be live for hours. This disease is so sad, such a nice girl, the disease takes them over!
Right now @jimNjue_ is blaming H.E for Gachaguaโs impeachment but he supported it. He even pushed a tag . Bro letโs have some common sense decency ๐ค๐พ
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
He once scored the try that sent Kenya to the Olympics.
Then a broken leg ended his rugby career. Depression hit hard. Two suicide attempts. Bipolar diagnosis.
Cooking saved him.
He built a small station on his Nairobi balcony and started filming 90 second videos. Catchphrase: Done!
Now 2.3 million TikTok followers. Today, he makes about KSh 3.2 million from one TikTok award. Cooked for president of France.
From rugby hero to almost giving up to inspiring millions.
Your balcony season is not the end. Find what keeps you sane. Share it. Keep going.
Your DONE moment is coming.
If you go to an international school and see how they live there, you will end up crying . Theres a very big gap between what is taught in polling station schools and what is taught here. Huku international school ata hawajali kuhusu hiyo mamtihani ya ughasia. Actually,These kids are majorly being taught lifeskill skills. How to communicate,how to think outside the box,how to question and most importantly,how to be confident. These kids are being taught how to be CEOs and founders bwana,ndio maana ata hawafanyangi KCSE
Polling station nayo niya kufunzwa submission. How to be a slave. Yani unaamka saa tisa usiku kusomea jesma,asubuhi ukunywe uji imepikwa na unga ya ugali,saa tano chai inakaa mkojo ya punda,saa saba githeri imejaa kumbi kumbi,woi mungu wangu. And youโre not supposed to question this,ukilalamika ni suspension mara iyo.
Unajua mnaonanga hii kijana inaitwa onyango tate ikiongelea mambo ya matrix mnaona kama imevuruta bangi. All these things have been planned bwana. Wale tulikua tunaamka saa tisa kusoma,sahii tunaamka saa kumi na moja kupanga line ya super metro. Wale wa international school wako kwa kitanda,wanafikiria the next business they want to venture. Mama yangu! Dj,hebu chesa I am a slave by lucky dube na usiweke chiki chiki