Brian Creeden

Illuminati Young Achievers #ClassOf1994

[rBecky @rBecky]

@judicialfiat Zoinks! Fear is the Mind Killer! Down to Snuggle! Someone should be writing this stuff DOWN! Hah!
#NotMyThing

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

instead of sleeping i like to lay in the bed and wonder if i am good or bad

[HL Mencken @HLMenckenBot]

Economic independence is the foundation of the only sort of freedom worth a damn. #wit

[felix salmon @felixsalmon]

Either the WSJ has started using bots to write its data-release stories, or it should. https://t.co/jmxfrY1Hlb

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

[brainstorming movie scripts]

WRITER: a romantic comedy? guy sees girl in red dress and falls in-

STEPHEN KING: what if it's an evil dress

[Ethan Zuckerman @EthanZ]

Vending machine at @medialab accepts bitcoin, stocked only with @soylent. Surely this is a metaphor for something.

[Brian Creeden @judicialfiat]

@MagicRealismBot like playing Pharah for 4 hours straight?

[Adi Kamdar @adikamdar]

This is so, so, so scary. https://t.co/ZemsYBGkAA

[HL Mencken @HLMenckenBot]

There is something even more valuable to civilization than wisdom, and that is character.

[marxbot @marxbot3000]

I have to stop gender

[Paolo Pedercini 🥶 @molleindustria]

The unborn VR industry, outbuzzed and overshadowed by Pokemon Go, patiently waiting for the winter

[chris person @Papapishu]

it's about acquiring pokamins https://t.co/Nuv0fceHWx

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Geert Wilders speaks at a "Twinks for Trump" party. Check out the art.

[Pump Capital LLC @PumpCapitalLLC]

"War is not about bathrooms"

Conservatives literally a month ago

"Obama is forcing trans people in our bathrooms its a war on bathrooms"

[Stu @pomodrunkard]

I love this quote from Apollo 11 astronaut Michael Collins so much.