Alison Klongland

Watch out i'm an internet predator and I wear tap shoes.

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

@CunananIlah He was wearing a backpack

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

@ComebackColts Right?! Like, you are NASTY, Barb.

[marissa @MarissaSaysWhat]

no disrespect to captain america, but this is america’s ass #thebachelorettefinale

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

Is this joker really going to sit there and not get the fuck out of her face?! #TheBachelorette

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

Pete is like a nice guy and all but like can he like stop saying like like LIKE after like every word he says?! #nailsonachalkboard #TheBachelorettte

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

What is that pink book Colton always has when he’s with Kirpa? #thebachelor

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

@actorbigc hey Calvin, we’re having a major debate over here. Is that you in the latest Geico commercial?

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

I haven’t been on Twitter in over a year. I had to log in to see what everyone else was saying about #TheHandmaidsTale. #worthit #ImBack

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

Y’all. #HandmaidsTale. Excuse me, what?! Ahhh!!!!

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

People that have loved each other for years are not as kind to each other on that race as you two were. #goodpeople #teamfun

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

@Fossil sorry to bother again! I see the Emerson satchel is still on your website but you're saying really there are NONE available?

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

@Fossil I don't mean to be so rude - sometimes you have to be in only 142 characters to get the point across!

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

@Fossil Maybe they could have called to tell me, not make me wait 4 months only to have to call them? And not offer anything for the trouble

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

@Fossil Emerson Satchel-maroon. It's GORGEOUS and I wanted it so bad! Maybe another color? They just weren't very helpful on the phone :(

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

Glad I waited 4 months for a purse only to call and be told they're not making it anymore! Thanks, @Fossil #nohelp #nodiscount #NeverAgain

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

@stephanjenkins : a little extra begging to play 'I Want You' in Dallas? Quite excited for the show!

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

@stephanjenkins coming to your show in Dallas! My 12th @3eb concert. Would very much love and appreciate if you could perform 'I want you.'

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you get up before noon. Maybe i should do this more often?

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

@kelsiekauppinen arent you the same whether youre at work or not? Haha

[Alison Klongland @judyklong]

@kelsiekauppinen you miss, are underage.