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[y @ysuckme]

June will be amazing to you.

[KYLESISTER @AriTheDon]

I wish I could sing. I’m irritated as fuck.

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Me: “I should have about $400 left”

Bank balance: $2.99

Me:

[jordan @jugdarealist]

@CoachGraham50

[jordan @jugdarealist]

@xxxlaurelxx AINT NO WAY!!!!!!!

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

today is january 7th 2026, the only day you can retweet this

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

me after acting crazy for no reason

[goma @soigomaa]

i'm a type C girl...

- i can deep clean the whole house. or ignore a laundry pile for days.
- i can give a motivational pep talk, or need one myself.
- i can be 20 mins early or walk in 20 mins late.
- i can go to bed at 8pm, or scroll reels until the sun comes up.

[BEDROOM MEDIA @Mageba_____]

These the type of conversations that need to be normalized !!!

[adz:3🪱🪳🦂🪲🪰 @retardedsaiyan]

I wasn’t joking by the way my car smells like piss now 😭😭😭😭😭

[Monte. @monteDDR]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I have an MD and a PhD 😂😂😂😂 I’m a freaking cardiothoracicsurgeon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am supposed to be studying for my BOARDS, the most important exam of my life and I’m 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m locked in a 😂😂😂😂 bathroom 😂😂😂 crying 😂😂😂😂 because of a boy! 😂😂

[💰. @moneychas8nya]

I just popped a mosquito inna mouth youn just bite no damn body

[H A I F A 🇵🇸 @ih8diosa]

he look like the type to get mad and be punching himself in the head like StupidStupidStupid

[Jay @Wavymafia]

I rebuke any evil tongue speaking, thinking, and wishing negativity against me.

[۟ @BrontoHoops]

We running on $80 until payday this week

[🦂 @nearaaa_]

G herbo was right EVERYDAY IS SOME NEW SHIT😒

[✨𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘 The INSPIRATION 💫 @_Mulaamamii]

Him: You mad?

Me: Nope

[mommy @raeswitchyy]

Where them fans at