Mr. Crungus

Don’t bully me I’ll cream

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Don’t worry sir, it was a constipation punch

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Today marks the first day or Mr. Crungus’s new life

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I became a man at 27, finally

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She hasn’t shit in 6 days, she’s gonna look like Augustus Poop

[Mr. Crungus @jugglemug]

Just golfed with three Erics, we got rained out

[Mr. Crungus @jugglemug]

Officer I was just following that train in front of me

[Mr. Crungus @jugglemug]

Is 4 wedges too much? 5?

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I turn car to parts?

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They call her Holes

[Mr. Crungus @jugglemug]

Did he just say the “Mud Room”?

[Mr. Crungus @jugglemug]

I met Druski at U-Haul today

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I think I’m unmathable today

[Mr. Crungus @jugglemug]

I think the ex-Jehovah’s witness trans psychic might take the cake

[Mr. Crungus @jugglemug]

They go by “Bones”

[Mr. Crungus @jugglemug]

There’s something wrong with people who buy cheese balls

[Mr. Crungus @jugglemug]

Wheel Big Ben out there, it’s our gap year after all

[Mr. Crungus @jugglemug]

I think I just made a trans

[Mr. Crungus @jugglemug]

I took a headshot toucher-upper’s job today

[Mr. Crungus @jugglemug]

WYR: Sleep in a room that smells like straight ass, or, try to sleep with loud B-2 bomber YouTube videos playing

[Mr. Crungus @jugglemug]

There’s not enough racist peanut in my life