some internet nobody

sup

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

"I'M FUCKINGGGG RICHHHHHH"

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Fat girls bragging about having big titties is like unemployed niggas bragging about having the day off

[Zenno Astronautics @zennospace]

“I hope you’re gonna do magnets. Somebody out there, I hope, you’re all brilliant people, magnets. Do magnets, okay? I’ll tell you how to make money. Do magnets. You’re doing a lot of great stuff, do magnets. Because one thing we don’t have, but we’re getting close, but do magnets.”

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

My grandma hired a "security cat" to protect the crops on our farm

[Shegun 🌪️🌟 @ShegunTweets]

they should've let her tell us how she survived

[i like food @messedupfoods]

His greed inspires me

[I,Hypocrite @lporiginalg]

when he has no job but he's 6'5"

[Gianni A. Sarcone @gsarcone]

Intonation changes meaning.

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

The camera just switched to daytime mode 😭

[more_meat_loaf @more_meat_loaf]

I'd be less shocked finding Bigfoot

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

IT'S LIKE IM WALKING ON SUNSHINE 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[Anthony @Catholicizm1]

Might be the greatest clip I’ve ever seen.

[Seth Summers TV @SethSummersTV]

This is true

[Troydan @Troydan]

I just went to his channel. He yeeted another kid

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Holy fuck get dunked on by a DICTIONARY

[Joma Tech @jomatech]

If Yu-Gi-Oh was about Tech Jobs

[blink-182 TV @blink182tvx]

Travis Barker x Riley Reid👩🏼‍⚕️🔥
This is how blink-182 announced their 20th Anniversary tour of Enema Of The State! 🤯

Riley recreating the iconic album cover of Janine❤️
@travisbarker • @blink182 • @rileyreidx3 ✍🏻

[AutisticClips @AutisticClip]

Patrick O’Neal on Kill Tony:

“Folks… Hitler was born on 4/20…

…and BOY did he like smokin J’s”

*40 seconds of laughter and applause

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wright: 121 years ago, Albert Einstein published a paper—

Trump: Nobody cares.