Juha Tretjakov 🧙‍♂️

Opinions not really my own, but whispered to my ear in my sleep by cyber pixies. Silly tweets I post somehow become facts. Enimmäkseen suomeksi.

[Juha Tretjakov 🧙‍♂️ @juhatretjakov]

@MNveri Vladimir Lenin eli 22.4.1870–21.1.1924
Benny Hill eli 21.1.1924–20.4.1992
Voiko tämän vahvempaa todistusta sielunvaelluksesta olla?
Enää puuttuu vastaus kysymykseen, että kuka 20.4.1992 syntynyt ja nyt siis 32-vuotias kuoliaaksinaurattaja hän nykyään on?

[Juha Tretjakov 🧙‍♂️ @juhatretjakov]

@MikiHoijer Kalasataman katupartio vaanii viattomia.

[Juha Tretjakov 🧙‍♂️ @juhatretjakov]

@Lucikeen_ Same. What's the issue now, is there something going on?

[Pepel Klaasa @pepel_klaasa]

It's way too often that I hear: "I'll gladly donate to the Ukrainian civilians, but not to the military".
So, here's the contemporary Ukrainian military explained in one picture.

By the way, if you would like to help the guys in the photo (58th brigade) to build a new drone-lab (and as you might have guessed, they are more than capable of achieving this task), you can do it in the following ways:

https://t.co/d8RBQKyTiS

PayPal: https://t.co/4NkuwYDFK1 (please write "lab 58th" in the note)
Revolut: https://t.co/1gKzlLJIWn (same - "lab 58th in the note)
USDT TRC20: TFVSdEGcocSqyquDbtpELjTW8d1tVZ727w

[Juha Tretjakov 🧙‍♂️ @juhatretjakov]

@tweetthiswitch @the_addressor @dog_rates If you got another Potato, you can nickname them as Potoooooooo. Count them, it's accurate!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Visibility range of a cyclist at night depending on the clothes they wear.

[Timothy Snyder @TimothyDSnyder]

Russia can lose this war, and should. A defeated Russia means not only the end of senseless losses of young life in Ukraine. It is also Russia's chance to become a country where Russians might be protected by law and able to cast meaningful votes.
https://t.co/ChxZKZ7ohb

[Juha Tretjakov 🧙‍♂️ @juhatretjakov]

@HowThingsWork_ That appears to be vanilla ice cream flavoured gravel. I'm sure it tastes disgusting. Please don't eat that despite how hungry you are!

[Juha Tretjakov 🧙‍♂️ @juhatretjakov]

@harrivaarala Minäkin helsinkiläisenä olen kahdesti tullut fillarini kanssa junalla Ouluun ja fillarilla Hailuotoon ja minusta se lautta on turha hidaste. Kai tuohon pientareelle sopii, mutta kivempiäkin siltoja on nähty.

[Juha Tretjakov 🧙‍♂️ @juhatretjakov]

Hattivatteja! 🧦

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Holding hands magnetic socks

[vivi ᵔᵜᵔ @vivipooh_]

Absolutely insane how Pink Floyd chose an AI generated video as the winner of their $100k animation competition over a hand crafted masterpiece such as this one by @TheInsaneum

Fuck AI

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The the new “Be seen, grab a brick!” campaign to promote pedestrian safety at crossings and other locations where motorists might not see brick-less pedestrians.

[📹 Vision Zero Vancouver]
https://t.co/b7k2IQccsR

[Juha Tretjakov 🧙‍♂️ @juhatretjakov]

Torille! 🇫🇮 On VR tehnyt hyviäkin ratkaisuja, joita kiitellään kansainvälisesti.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Public transport in Finland is next level

📹 joshlevine485

[Juha Tretjakov 🧙‍♂️ @juhatretjakov]

@Rainmaker1973 Living in the sauna country, Finland, I must appreciate the effort. According to the document we thank for:
+ wooden stove is the best one
+ all wooden equipment is nice
+ oaken whisk is a nice touch
Room for improvement:
- Bench too low: Stove stone level should be below feet

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A bidet is a bathroom bowl designed to be sat upon for personal hygiene.

These are that countries that commonly use bidets

[Heidi Hautala @HeidiHautala]

Navalnyin asianajajia on pidätetty, seuraavaksi hänen ruumisautonsa kuljettaja. Mitä vielä näemme? https://t.co/C5gxor9yNi

[Finnish Government @FinGovernment]

🇫🇮🤝🇺🇦

Russia launched a full-scale invasion of Ukraine two years ago. Russia’s aggression has caused immense destruction and suffering.

Ukraine will have Finland’s unwavering support as long as necessary. Ukraine and Ukrainians deserve a just and lasting peace.

[Juha Tretjakov 🧙‍♂️ @juhatretjakov]

@mikko It appears to be a card dealer machine, when you need to play poker with Windows 95 installation diskettes. I've heard there's a lot to win.

[Juha Tretjakov 🧙‍♂️ @juhatretjakov]

@JyrkiLiikka Sehän on toisen kierroksen vaaliaamu ja vuoden tärkein päätös: mitä herkkua vaalikahville? Valinta annettiin Ilkoille, mutta he eivät pääse ratkaisusta sopuun, joten Valtteri saa järjestää äänestyksen:

"Ilet, namia! Vallu, polli! Hillopulla vai manteli?"

#palindromi

[Juha Tretjakov 🧙‍♂️ @juhatretjakov]

@PanuHalme Planeetan tuhoaminen ja ihmisoikeuksien polkeminen tuntuvat olleen autoritäärisen hallinnon ohjenuoria jo jonkin aikaa. Planeetalla olevan elämän tuhoa jouduttava kasvihuoneilmiö oivallettiin ja raportoitiin 128 vuotta sitten. Eipä asialle ole silti tehty juuri mitään.