Amber

Step-momin’ is hard. It’s also hilarious. Here’s my day-to-day account of it.

[Amber @juiceandnuggies]

*no one*
*absolutely NO ONE*
Daughter’s friend: “Just so you know... if you have a brain tumor, that’s like.... a 50/50 shot there. I hope you don’t die.”
Me: “Thankkssss.... so.... how’s first grade going...?” #stepmomlife #nottheworstmom #maybe #kidsman #wtf #stepdaugter

[Amber @juiceandnuggies]

*car salesman voice*
Do you like being constantly reminded that your youth is fleeting?! Do you hate getting 8 full hours of sleep?! Do you enjoy finding tiny pebbles in every single pocket in your home?! Boy, have we got the deal for you!!
👧🏼🤱🏼👩‍👧 KIDS!! #mom #momlife #stepmom

[Amber @juiceandnuggies]

Any other parent feel like an absolute creepy, Hannibal Lecter psycho for hoarding their kids’ baby teeth? No? Just me? Cool. 🦷#stepmom #nottheworstmom #teeth #gross #Hannibal #creepy #anxiety #stepdaughter #Washington #pnw

[Amber @juiceandnuggies]

We had a breakdown this morning because my 6 year old’s knee high socks wouldn’t fit me properly. So yeah, I guess I’m just the fucking worst. Let me just figure out how to hack the human genome real quick, sweetie. Sorry I’m over 4 foot tall. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #stepmother #stepmom #nottheworst