agent blurr shady facts

(making small talk with a flower) i start blooming around this time of year too 🌻 icon by fernsnailz, header by sethpuertoluna

[agent blurr shady facts @juicebarred]

@luckierlaurel as far as i’m concerned all marriage is evil marriage

[agent blurr shady facts @juicebarred]

@luckierlaurel it’s so beautiful how their lives suck and just looking at each other is a reminder of that. when your relationship sucks so bad that neither of you can unentangle yourselves from it so you’re just stuck together forever. evil marriage

[dolo @doloyeung]

Me: Bring out the waitress who called me a gamer freak yesterday. I want her to apologize again

Long John Silver's manager: Sir, she's not back there

Tutorial voice in my head: Close one eye to enable pirate vision. By enabling pirate vision you can see scallywags through walls

[mellipede @mellip3de]

the open wound i sprayed with brake cleaner is taking a long time to heal and it looks pretty fucked up

[agent blurr shady facts @juicebarred]

@luckierlaurel CHOOSE YOUR SHOCKWAVE: desires forgiveness while feeling no remorse for what she did to her OR has a twinge of remorse for what she did to her but knows that blurr hates her guts and will never forgive her so why offer any regret or guilt

[agent blurr shady facts @juicebarred]

shockblurr required reading https://t.co/ISR9AiiMVI

[agent blurr shady facts @juicebarred]

@luckierlaurel FUCK MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFEEE!!!!!

[agent blurr shady facts @juicebarred]

to me anyways. maybe i’m wrong and that’s beautiful how we all have our own interpretations because our experiences shape our worldview

[the blue thing is back! @luckierlaurel]

so romantic when i step into the bear trap she layed out for me

[the blue thing is back! @luckierlaurel]

// cw : blood
run, rabbit, run #tfa #shockblurr

[agent blurr shady facts @juicebarred]

lugnut thinks he’s shockwave shockwave thinks he’s megatron megatron thinks he’s the hamburglar

[Elliot @withasideofjpeg]

remembered that waspinator’s tongue is yellow

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Stop getting boisterous with the oysters and come tussle with a mussel

[agent blurr shady facts @juicebarred]

@luckierlaurel

[Optiratch obby ⭐️⭐️【500 STAGES!!】 @eugghhorionpax]

I line my doctors up in a row and laugh at them

[PUSS @pussminty]

More Longarm and that's enough for today.

[agent blurr shady facts @juicebarred]

everyone must she/her blurr

[agent blurr shady facts @juicebarred]

@DAMSELSAVER69 i don’t know. most discussion of incest and csa (when said discussion actually happens and you’re not called evil for just reading the actual text) just endlessly pisses me off

[agent blurr shady facts @juicebarred]

@DAMSELSAVER69 not great wording. obviously it’s an absence of actual care or concern for the child but i think people don’t see it as neglect (it is) and think that “sharing” emotions = good and involved parenting. or i could just be saying shit