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retired sky pirate, deviant fitness enthusiast. who am I kidding, I do all those things all the time.

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New rule, if you’re gonna DM me I will require a picture of you drinking a Juicebox so I know you’re not some dude pretending to be an onlyfans model! 🤣

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@sexylibrarianxx Leather Cheerio 😂

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@kinky_sarah_ I dont come here often but when I do it’s always good to see you 😘

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@annaisapeach MACHINE! Haha sorry couldn’t help myself!
I’ll be your poolboy anytime!

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@mwkitty2025 @Girl88Bond We better go catch it! 😜

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@mrspoindexter If you were my boss I would ask you out, but It would be your idea. “Ma’am, you have a meeting with the president of the world tomorrow, he has a really nice mustache kind of like mine. Maybe it would be a good idea for you to go over it mine just in case?”

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@mrspoindexter I just came here to post this!! You’re so deliciously clever!

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@sharlyqueenX I just stopped by to say hi actually!

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@acupofalise If she’s attractive

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@mrspoindexter Workplace function? High class luncheon? Food is served and you’re stone cold munchin’

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@annaisapeach Hard shell?!? Eww!!! 🤮 softy all the way!

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I’m back on the Reddit! Stop by and say hi! u/serious_gander
Also if you enjoy seeing my sinprints you should come check out me and my friends

https://t.co/oDlq14jNXB

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@SelfieWife In more ways than one!

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@kinky_sarah_ Yay congrats! Can us non Brit’s come in and play too? I’ll even use my super believable British accent!!

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@kinky_sarah_ If those windows could talk they would ask you to sit on them longer! (Lord knows I would!)

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@HousewifeGinger @zelex2020 Only if you come show me how to use it 😏

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@mwkitty2025 You have a way of starting my morning off right!

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@kinky_sarah_ Famished! 😏

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@NylonExecutive Must have something to do with your impeccable taste in leg wear and the fact that you’re sexy as hell!