Juice Collins

the art in my icon is by @sicnin! pitching coach for the HAWAI’I FRIDAYS! The Juice is not playing in the short circuit! she/her

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

So! If you’re reading this it means I’m dead. Sorry about that. Once things started to go south last week I decided it was a good idea to write some letters in case this happened. They’re going to go out over the next few hours.

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

WHY AM I IN THE SKY

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

@ceilingcatbat You know I was never clear on if he is a muppet. Does anybody have like six pages of information I could read on the topic

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

Am I to understand that this guy will be forging prizes

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

are we doing more blaseball yet

[Jonathan Ying @Fancymancer]

Anyone else remember this show? #blaseball

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

@quitterdontquit the crabs and the firefighters are getting married apparently

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

@quitterdontquit you have a suit right we’re going to a wedding

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

@ChiBlaseball 🥺🥺🥺

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

the front office is not giving me a rocket launcher

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

I think today as pitching coach i will give Gumby Python a rocket launcher and see what happens

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

Tigers? Tacos? I am not good at math but this doesn’t seem right

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

@whinnyhess It’s ok Winnie we’re all just having a good time

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

@whinnyhess Winnie we’re not dead anymore

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

Hey quick question how do you like. Coach

[Hawaiʻi Fridays @hifridays]

@juicecollinsHF yeah 😎🤙

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

So if I don’t get to play can I be pitching coach? 👀👀 @hifridays

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

Here we go

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

@quitterdontquit you have no idea how happy this would make me aaaaaa 🥺🥺🥺

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

“An all-new roster” JUICE COLLINS FOR CHICAGO FIREFIGHTERS CONFIRMED???

[Juice Collins @juicecollinsHF]

@BlaseballPolls @Ebni_Agacyt Not JUST that but I mean that’s some of it!