Betelgeuse 🪲🧃

“Try To Think Of Me As Lube For The Hole(heh) The whole being dead thing!” (Parody)

[Betelgeuse 🪲🧃 @JuiceDemon69]

“It’s showtime!”
an independent portrayal of of Lawrence ‘Beetlejuice’ Shoggoth

[Betelgeuse 🪲🧃 @JuiceDemon69]

@HisPreciousLife @_orchid_111 ((((Fnaf Toy animatronics be like

[Betelgeuse 🪲🧃 @JuiceDemon69]

@BetelG3use ((((Eddiejuice is fire/gen

[Betelgeuse 🪲🧃 @JuiceDemon69]

@hismorbidbride “A word”

[Betelgeuse 🪲🧃 @JuiceDemon69]

@BetelG3use “Oh shit”

[Betelgeuse 🪲🧃 @JuiceDemon69]

“Wanna see a sad puppet show?”

[𝐍��𝐓-𝐒𝐎-𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. @DUCK__D0DGERS]

ㅤ

( stares at the reader like this. )

ㅤ

[Betelgeuse 🪲🧃 @JuiceDemon69]

“Hell yeah! And soon enough it’ll be another Face to become The new us!”

[BEETLEJUICE @BetelG3use]

"Well, we're getting an Australian tour pretty soon."

[Betelgeuse 🪲🧃 @JuiceDemon69]

(Frowns sadly, hair going purple)

[titan @MetroManRipoff]

"Lawrence is a big disappointment to the dead."

[Betelgeuse 🪲🧃 @JuiceDemon69]

@BetelG3use ((((Interesting! I wonder if it was only a part of the Dc pre-Broadway run or if it survived a small bit during previews

[Betelgeuse 🪲🧃 @JuiceDemon69]

“Nothing much other me, just my writer using me to interact and all that crap. Any interesting shit happen recently?”

[BEETLEJUICE @BetelG3use]

@JuiceDemon69 "Oh, what's up other me?!"

[Betelgeuse 🪲🧃 @JuiceDemon69]

@ruthhotsingel (Throws a pie in her face)

“How about now?”

[Betelgeuse 🪲🧃 @JuiceDemon69]

@BetelG3use “Yeah! And not in the fun way either!”

[Betelgeuse 🪲🧃 @JuiceDemon69]

@DidntLikePT “Yeah. Blame the langs for that one.”

[Betelgeuse 🪲🧃 @JuiceDemon69]

“Psh, years for you and the different adaptations of you, but centuries and centuries for many other people”

[Betelgeuse 🪲🧃 @JuiceDemon69]

(He crossed his arms, his face still distorted and twisted)

“Huh, that shit usually works on anything.”

[Betelgeuse 🪲🧃 @JuiceDemon69]

@FailedCl0wn "SO, my point is I'm not meant to be some 'goody two shoes', that's more of a Maitland thing really...."

[Betelgeuse 🪲🧃 @JuiceDemon69]

(He popped out from nowhere, face twisted and distorted In a attempt to scare her)

“Boo”