cringe ass nae nae baby

I'm THE stupid egg.
100% unserious humor satire joke sarcasm irony not real tweets.
All a character that doesn't reflect my opinions or personal experiences

[Patriotic Wonka Action Figure @athaidad]

"What if we reached God by building something really really big?"

[Adrian F. Pascal 🇻🇦 @AdrianFPascal]

What kind of a church?

[gremlin 🦠💫 || rygos pilled 🔨 @smallestsenpai]

just experienced a god tier algorithm pull

[André Treiber @andrebttx]

The single possible event most likely to cause a blue wave in Texas

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

Chris Hansen is reportedly interested in having “sweaty gay sex” with Robert Pattinson.

(Source: DEADLINE)

[fluuh @verfluuht]

fruchtfliegen wenn sie eine schüssel mit apfelessig, spüli und den leichen von 200 brüdern sehen

[droop @droopdramp]

My tl since watching Primetime

[Sethy (Digger Pilled) @Brizksie]

New study finds Gen Z prefers watching Aaron Pierre and Kyle Chandler in Lanterns over having sex.

(per @Harvard)

[Charlie Santana @SANTANABURNER7]

Lindsay Clancy into Cornell 7 straight into national boyfriend day is like the 9/11 for looking at instagram stories

[7rq @gloccnim]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

🤭🤭🤭

[nat @sanjunipeross]

when ur flight is primetime promo

[101iight @101Iight]

How it feels to have a job and be somewhere

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

Some men DO have pussies

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Guy would be perfect for Scarecrow

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘭 𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵 Δ @desintonizado]

La rotación de la cámara al hombro como si movieses el joystick derecho… pelos

[. @batmancurated]

september 30th october 1st