hey wanna check out this new brunch spot that isnt near where any of us live? they don’t take reservations but if we get there by 8 we should be able to get a table in around 3 hours.they won’t seat us unless all 11 of us are there so we can all wait together. French toast is $65
One thing about Seattle is no one has any sidewalk etiquette here. People stand in the middle of the sidewalk and block the whole thing and will not get out of the way. Everyone walks slow as fuck. People ride bikes and scooters on the sidewalk. Fuck all of you!
btw I don’t think you have to bring your large poodle to the coffee shop and let it sniff around where people are eating and drinking. I think you can just like. leave it home