juiceosam🧃

pense que j'ai besoin d'un changement.

[juiceosam🧃 @juiceosam]

Nothing fit muzz me again 😮‍💨

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

my girl just called, we spoke for about 39 mins then she went silent and started crying. I asked what was wrong and she said nothing. she then told me that she feels so lucky to have a man like me and the thought of losing me makes her sad.
Ooh, I'm crying too 🥹😭😭

[🧸 @_y3maya]

🥷🏾: what are your plans for the day?
me: i’ll be going to make my hair.
🥷🏾: okay

**he proceeds to change the conversation.

hours later, 🥷🏾 texted
🥷🏾: how is it going?
me: she’s adding the finishing touches
🥷🏾: don’t forget to send pictures
me: lol okay.

**i send a streak

🥷🏾: omg you look so fine, i can kiss you right now, marry me you this girl.

😭😭and you didn’t pay or contribute for the hair??? gfb

[Ƙŵɓñ🇬🇭🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Me: I've come to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage

Her father: Tired of using your own ?

Me:

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

This guy asked me out, and from everything he did, it was obvious he genuinely liked me.
But I told him, “Let’s just be friends.”

Truth is, I liked him too… but he was broke.

A few months later, he got a job at a university.

Suddenly, I found myself checking up on him more often than I used to.

During one of our chats, I finally told him,
“I’ve thought about it… we can date now.”

The guy replied,
“Haaaa… since when? I’m not interested again. You’re like my sister now.”

Omorh… I couldn’t sleep that night.💔

[Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬 @_Somtochi]

Una dey utter for this app o 😭

[Nut Shots @InterestingFck]

That day bro realize dnt judge any book by its cover

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

The Simp who keeps begging feminists to give him a chance to prove his love.😌

[chief sọm @chisomholic]

She's my role model. ❤️

[Adedamola @Adedamohlarr]

Sheyb you be corper? Make dem hold your 77k for one month first 😂

[Shayiholic ☕️📚 @Ummul_ess]

I no longer say sensitive stuff like this cos God have a way of testing you with stuff like this that you openly criticized and swore can never be you.
May Allah grant us our wishes 🙏🏽

[juiceosam🧃 @juiceosam]

@thelola_01 all these girls wey dey give blinding lights

[juiceosam🧃 @juiceosam]

@chisomholic @Elkrosmediahub We fit mimick oyibo wedding but we no fit mimick their funeral

Wow

[juiceosam🧃 @juiceosam]

@Elkrosmediahub We fit mimick oyibo wedding but we no fit mimick their funeral

Wow

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

😭😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Is there any chance you could allocate 200 copies of the highest denomination of the nigerian naira to me?

I am currently being met by a ridiculous amount of hands.

[𝑨𝒚𝒐 x 𝑮𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒖𝒃 @arrakunrin]

She must live in a 3 bedroom apartment anywhere around Gbagada, works in a hybrid role tech role and drive a 2010-2013 Toyota RAV-4

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Nobody is doing BBL for self esteem. It is for hustle. What is she hustling in Ekiti?

The labour of the foolish wearies them because they do not know how to go to the city.
- Eccl 10:15

She knows the city, she knows how to go to the city, and she has arrived at the city. The yansh will bring its benefactor. A closed yansh is a closed destiny.

[juiceosam🧃 @juiceosam]

@tayo_billz I for believe for you get blue tick

[juiceosam🧃 @juiceosam]

@tayo_billz Hope she be Virgin?

[Dr. Van Nostrand @RSD270]

If you really enjoyed your own company you wouldn't be posting this and telling to the world.