Perry Platypus

Being jaded and misanthropic is my superpower

[Perry Platypus @juiceruns]

@AlexaBliz_ Recycle bin

[Perry Platypus @juiceruns]

@NicHulscher Bill Gates should be subjected to all of his programs. Tie him to a chair and let these ticks have their fill. Then we can fill the room with his mosquitos. And we can feed him nothing but his lab grown food. We need a group of vigilantes to take out the trash since govt won’t

[Perry Platypus @juiceruns]

@Aestheticsn1 76901 on top 64 on bottom

[Perry Platypus @juiceruns]

@Stellaaa @HarmeetKDhillon Can those of us who fled the state and suffered a financial loss (moving expenses, lower paying job, losing the ability to live where I was born and raised, etc) still be members of the class action suit?

[Perry Platypus @juiceruns]

@MattWallace888 https://t.co/HgE8jDmBJs

[MAZE @mazemoore]

MUST WATCH. Video from 2014 of then Lieutenant Governor Gavin Newsom speaking honestly about the California high-speed rail project.

Newsom: "The facts seem overwhelming that this project is not going to materialize in our lifetime."

Newsom admitted that they manipulated revenue projections to get support for the project and that they used federal funding that was not intended for high-speed rail to advance the project.

Newsom also claimed that if actual analysis were done, the project would be killed.

As Governor, Newsom has spent years selling the project to Californians by using the same lies that he once criticized. It appears that Newsom has known for over a decade how this project would turn out. Why did he continue to push this disaster on Californians?

Weeks ago Newsom celebrated the project's success, even though no track has been installed. The current estimated completion time for the entire project is approximately 20 years from now. Last year Newsom sued the Trump Admin for withholding funding for the project.

[Thomad 🇺🇸 @FaithEndedFear]

@DataRepublican @LeaderJohnThune Thune is a traitor

[Rise Of Alberta @RiseOfAlberta]

We do NOT “have the signatures in the bag.”

We need 177,000 signatures. That is massive. And we are not there yet.

My poll below shows many of the many engaged independence supporters haven’t signed yet.

And don’t assume we have until May 2.

It’s very possible the courts could block the signature collection process again.

The only safe strategy is simple: get as many signatures as possible, as fast as possible.

If you support Alberta independence and haven’t signed, go do it ASAP.

You can find a location to sign at this website: https://t.co/LHPqjJAXfH

#AlbertaIndependence

[Perry Platypus @juiceruns]

@QThe76 Pretty stoked for Iranians right now. I know it has the potential to go completely sideways, but that is so much less likely with Trump as our president.

[Perry Platypus @juiceruns]

@sasto60 @QThe76 Why do they rent apes? Is this a new trend or something?

[Perry Platypus @juiceruns]

@PNWConservative Wouldn’t it be so dope if this eruption was from some guy throwing a rock into the volcano to see what happened?

[Perry Platypus @juiceruns]

@InterestingSTEM Mono

[Perry Platypus @juiceruns]

@overspooled77 @DOGE__news Bruh

[Perry Platypus @juiceruns]

@dsonoiki It’s true. The DA tried to use my dash cam as “evidence” I ran over that old lady who was taking FOREVER to cross the street. The 5th amendment saved me from jail😮‍💨

[Perry Platypus @juiceruns]

@AntiLeftMemes They were all duped into believing that eating babies would make them look younger?

[Perry Platypus @juiceruns]

@RepMikeLawler How about they take the incentive to self-deport, then get in line and apply like everyone else who tries to do it the right/legal way?

[Perry Platypus @juiceruns]

@GovPressOffice Unless it’s hating republicans or people who disagree with you. You left that part out.

[Perry Platypus @juiceruns]

Pretty sure even more Americans are waking up to the tactics being employed to undermine everything that America stands for. These aren’t peaceful protests. Their ideology isn’t American. Their methods aren’t based on freedom. It’s comply or die, and we all know how little value they place on American lives. They champion killing our babies. They extol the virtues of illegal immigrants simply because they’re here, even if they are rapists, murderers, and thieves. They shame white America for the country they built. They are the true insurrectionists, and YOU Barry Sotero, are their king.

[Perry Platypus @juiceruns]

@TrumpsHurricane I thought that dude died years ago! And I can’t even name a movie he was in.