Luke

documenting my thoughts ofc. all i do is live & it’s mostly a joke

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my posture bad

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i’m on the top but i’m a bottom

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i don’t have sex so idk

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i’m hypnotized by her humor

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her jokes are like always on my mind

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you’re missing out on life just because you choose not to get the hype

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the DNDiification of sex when it comes to those nerdy mfs

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i’d rather have two mouths than two arms

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who am i to judge a hoe for being a hoe just be a hoe

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be upfront about it your a hoe

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babe we’re in the same situation here
we’re here to fuck?

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turned on but i’m not moving

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i feel like most my conversations are cooler than the constitution

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life is a playground

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why does everyone love me tho

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what is it you do?

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i need recent. i actually need chapstick idk

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menopause, no santa clause

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ur getting pegged by a woman before gay guys even get dick

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everyone always takes their tramp stamps off