jesse morales

misc info that makes me seem relatable and cool #callherdaddy

[jesse morales @juicyjay209]

When she’s down for butt nuttin, nut button.

[jesse morales @juicyjay209]

You gotta go through it to get to it.

[jesse morales @juicyjay209]

A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying

[jesse morales @juicyjay209]

A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying

[jesse morales @juicyjay209]

Ben just walked his girlfriend to the bathroom. Simp ass bitch boy

[milk @milkinhisbag]

i’ve never had sex but i’m assuming it feels just like the first sip of a crisp baja blast

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Just doing my part to save lives during this pandemic.

[jesse morales @juicyjay209]

When you die you just go back to the database.

[jesse morales @juicyjay209]

I don’t come here to change anybody’s mind about anything. I cone here every time to easy my own mind about everything.

[Trey 🇺🇸 @treyhicks_94]

My workout playlist went from George Strait to Jon Pardi to Gucci to slightly Stoopid? Even my playlist is losing its mind. Idk if I wanna cattle some steers, rob a liquor store or go climb a tree

[jesse morales @juicyjay209]

@alexofftopic Far from. But thank you brother. ❤️

[jesse morales @juicyjay209]

Smile. If you’re reading this, know that you’re alive. Smile.

[’HIMitar Berbatov @Malonthemoon__]

Jabbawockeez have 24 hours to respond

[jesse morales @juicyjay209]

Men who stop at yellow lights won’t do the thing you like.

[۟ @psychdiamond]

put my fleshlight in the freezer to disinfect and my dad thought it was vegan meat... so he cooked it 😭

[jesse morales @juicyjay209]

@djpatrickcoe So the question is did you have blueberry or apple cinnamon?

[jesse morales @juicyjay209]

I used to think the worst thing in the world is to end up alone. It’s not. The worst thing in the world is to end up with people that make you feel alone.

[jesse morales @juicyjay209]

@Nickkkkel Seriously tho. Dumb bitch

[jesse morales @juicyjay209]

I’m gonna be so good at being old cause I loooove soup and I haaaaate stairs.

[jesse morales @juicyjay209]

2020 is the year of cutting people off. And I already know the first couple I’m leaving in 2019. 🖕🏼