Jay Salus

Tulane grad with a background in politics serving in the Peace Corps and loving all thing DC sports

[Jay Salus @JuicyJay89]

@dcsportsbog Because, THIS team didn't show up until game 5.

[🦋HapEmerson.bsky.social @HapEmerson]

@GovMikeHuckabee Aw Mike, you're attempts at humor fail almost as miserably as your attempts to run for president!

[Jay Salus @JuicyJay89]

Updated my #blog w/ a request for help to pic my best #PeaceCorps #photos from #Namibia. Let me know what you think. https://t.co/Cd684NJRER

[CampusConnection💚🌊 @TulaneShop]

Cowbell does not serve Yuengling anymore because of their Donald Trump endorsement. #nola

[AG Maura Healey Archived @AGHealeyArchive]

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[Jay Salus @JuicyJay89]

I want one #DCU #BringTheFight #BlackAndRed #VamosUnited #RallyRaccoon https://t.co/1qclxysKu8

[D.C. United @dcunited]

They're here.

RT to win a rally raccoon or visit @dcuteamstore tonight to purchase this guy👇💯#DCU #BringTheFight https://t.co/ETdVHD7FIp

[Jay Salus @JuicyJay89]

#LawyerTrump: your honor, this case is rigged. My opponent should not have been allowed to present their case against me

[Jay Salus @JuicyJay89]

#LawyerTrump: why would my client assault her? She only a 5 at best. Too ugly for my client

[Jay Salus @JuicyJay89]

Opening statement 4 #LawyerTrump: he should be in jail, he's guilty, yuge amount of evidence, fantastic evidence, such a crook, he's guilty

[Jay Salus @JuicyJay89]

#LawyerTrump
judge: why didn't you brief and file your motion?
trump: I don't think it's a good idea to tell the other side my plan

[Jay Salus @JuicyJay89]

#LawyerTrump
On appeal
Opposition: we're appealing on the grounds that they introduced inadmissible evidence
trump: and you didn't stop me

[Jay Salus @JuicyJay89]

#LawyerTrump
Boss: Donnie, are you going to be able to file that motion in time?
trump: you'll just have to wait and see.

[Jay Salus @JuicyJay89]

jury trial
Witness: gives testimony
Trump: every1 knows she's a liar
Opp: objection, badgering
Judge: sustained
T: nasty judge
#LawyerTrump

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

CHRIS WALLACE: "I'm not going to fact check the candidates."
TRUMP: "Basketball is just hockey with bouncing."
CHRIS WALLACE: "Fuck."

[Antonio French @AntonioFrench]

Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"

[Jay Salus @JuicyJay89]

Oh my god, proof it was rigged https://t.co/dBcYDGOBDe

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

good god i hope this is true #debatenight

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

I hear the bathrooms in Trump Tower are being relabeled "Bad Hombres" and "Nasty Women."

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Donald Trump: "Let's talk about China... I was in Panda Express the other day." #debate