johnifer

just tryna live up to the words:
Shawty just jumped in my car looking like dessert #elchuco

[johnifer @juicysflyyer]

For 5 of us, our cycles synced finally and we all collectively dying together at work. It's is amazingly crazy lmao

[johnifer @juicysflyyer]

I loved helping this child out with his new sneaks, he was a vibe lmao his mom was like he's crazy! And I was like I kno! I love it!....she's like can u babysit!?
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[johnifer @juicysflyyer]

More than half way over for me but still a goal

[KAYA NOVA @thekayanova]

Not to sound delusional or anything, but I want my 30s to be the healthiest chapter of my life.

[𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙖𝙧𝙗𝙞𝙚💋 @nthabimua]

“know you had a hard day, but you know what else is hard?😝”

[johnifer @juicysflyyer]

Me when I have a kid

[🍀 @_lilboxie_]

lol not me pls forget about me cause I don’t give a fuck about you.

[johnifer @juicysflyyer]

I can't wear these stripes nowheres.....I'm in Spencer's and someone's asking me for help

[johnifer @juicysflyyer]

Already got wet today (Monique popped a water bottle on me by accident pretending to do CPR to WAP) & I was lowkey gonna argue with an old lady bc she was adamant about a sneaker we ain't have in store....An I look & she's on nike . Com 🫠

[johnifer @juicysflyyer]

What a coincidence lmfao @raytheruckus

[☽☉☾ @solelunastro]

who is the biggest hater of the zodiac?? my vote goes to virgo or aquarius 😂😂😂... always dishing out the hate.. usually they do it in a funny way, but it's never funny to the person they are hating on

[johnifer @juicysflyyer]

So? It's fashion

[Erica @ohsnapitserica]

i really want that new light green mexico jersey but i don’t even watch soccer like that 😩

[johnifer @juicysflyyer]

LMFAO

[Boogie @BoogieBankss]

Ladies have u ever had sex with a man that u are positive u can beat up?

[hedonism bot @ecoterrorist420]

stumbled upon something truly shocking on my walk home from work today

[johnifer @juicysflyyer]

@DatWhatbuddaboo Hell yeah lmao

[johnifer @juicysflyyer]

I think my foot is shrinking

[johnifer @juicysflyyer]

I'm so nauseous, time for some trees

[johnifer @juicysflyyer]

@PrinceBama Yeah cuz I'm lazy and I hate working out lmao but I do need to start bc I don't wanna be all saggy and shit

[johnifer @juicysflyyer]

I'm at 44 lbs LOST

[johnifer @juicysflyyer]

@DatWhatbuddaboo It's wild. Already happening. I'm tryna use new clothes that I never fit into bc I was bigger & now I'm not big enough lmao so I'm not buying shit til I get closer to 150.

[johnifer @juicysflyyer]

@IIIRaya Gracias!

[johnifer @juicysflyyer]

@PrinceBama Mostly stopped eating out/aimlessly snacking, fasted, and recently started all organic juicing. No exercise. Just cleaned up my diet.