Joshua

Its nothin.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller.

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

How I talk: 25% swearing, 25% sarcasm, 50% combination of both.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

You don't plan the best nights of your life, they just happen.

[College Life @8_Semesters]

Wish someone would come over to do me or my homework, but both would be awesome

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

If you like Houston as much as I do, you'll love @Houstorian.

[Elizabeth @LizzieFonville]

Tonight... We beat the 🐱👆 #ChargerNation

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If I'm drunk texting you, that means the sober me really wants to talk to you.

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

Howard Matthews' first career INT is a pick-six ... #Aggies extend lead to 35-17 #VANDYvsTAMU

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

A kick in the balls is over 9000 del (units) of pain, which is like giving birth to 160 kids and fracturing up to 3200 bones at a time.

[Joshua @JuicyyyJosh]

A kick in the balls is over 9000 del (units) of pain, which is like giving birth to 160 kids and fracturing up to 3200 bones at a time.

[Joshua @JuicyyyJosh]

@Samantha_endres @rachelishard hes a fuckin pimp

[Joshua @JuicyyyJosh]

Waste of a saturday..

[Joshua @JuicyyyJosh]

@SeanShapoori so is drake

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

#Cowboysnation

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study.

[Joshua @JuicyyyJosh]

“@wizdom: People just wanna be entertained nowadays. They don't want the responsibility of being there for someone.”