julia

[Mini Modu @MinModulation]

official trump government declaration

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

brusH YOUR TEETH AAAAAAAAAH OH MY GUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT DUDE FUCK PLEASE FUCKING DO IT I CANT TAKE IT PLEASE GOD PLEASE IF YOU HAVENT BRUSHED THEM PLEASE GO BRUSH YOUr tEETH OH MY GOD PLEASE BRUSH THEM PLEASE BRUSH YOUR TEETH PLEASE IF YOU HAVENT YET AND ARE SEEING THIS GO BRUSH

[River✨️✨️✨️ @BlokeMode]

by age 23, you should have identified a love for dungeons and dragons

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips]

your first draft isn't perfect? what? that's weird. i've never heard of that happening before. maybe you should give up

[Allium @snacklesbian]

the fact that yall call resting "bed-rotting" is actually part of your problem

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

I believe you should always re-read your favorite books at different stages of your life. The plot never changes but your perspective does.

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

some of these heated rivalry tweets… check to see if your tv is glowing

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

the whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because i will be up till 5am if the book is worth it-

[julia @jujlife]

@healerr0gue mom

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i love having plans to go to a show and i love having been to a show. being at a show is a small price to pay for that

[☾lil ☾weedy ☾ @darth__mouth]

I do not know how to put this gently but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible

[PACO @PacoOnPause]

@GhostOfSocrates I loved this post because it's so refreshingly honest. I award them no points for honesty and think they are pathetic but that doesn't take away from how I feel about the thread.

[⋆ @aurayoonz]

99 hours left for yoongi's discharge

[julia @jujlife]

thought of my loves IMMEDIATELY

[raccoon city crisis actor @rubysapphrald]

i like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t

[Vonté is Blackity Black BLACK 🇸🇩🇵🇸🇨🇩 @NepSwirlRedux]

When you’re lowkey agreeing with what someone is saying and then they randomly throw out the r-slur:

[con(nina)clave @IamgoingbaNINAs]

lip filler, hair plugs, Buccal fat removal, upper blepharoplasty, brow lift, rhinoplasty

[carmen💌 @caarmenromeeroo]

@WORSHlPTHESUN IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE WHAT?!