J. Lynne

I'm a pearl in its rarest form ❣| ♋ | 🖤💫7/10💫🖤

[J. Lynne @juju_beanx]

Bring back low-rise jeans ☺🥰

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I don't care what people say, financial stability eliminates 90% of the stress.

[Murder Mitten Mami @CallmeMsParker]

Someone said their personal recession indicator was running out of their stash of plastic grocery bags 😭

He said he used them all & realized they weren’t being replaced because… he stopped going grocery shopping.

Now THAT is an economic indicator

[Thobinho 🪮🇧🇼 @Thobirama_]

Sup? Struggle is up brotha!!! Oppression is up brotha!!! Salami eggs and bacon

[Kiwi 🥝✨ @KiwiOnTheSticks]

This is a divorce tip

[Dededeminion @Dededeminion]

Im surprised nobody ever mentions this, but the main reason the PS2 sold as well as it did was cause it also functioned as a DVD player, so its extra brain dead that Sony is killing physical media

[J. Lynne @juju_beanx]

@tqmeen @Y_UOMDHO Swear lol

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

I tweet for the people who remember/had one of these

[tumblr babe @trapezoidmouth]

How can i prevote

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I DO NOT want self-driving cars.
I DO NOT want humanoid robots.
I DO NOT want Al in every app I use.

I want clean water.
I want a stable climate.
I want a habitable planet.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Buying a ring camera and then having to pay a subscription to actually see out that motherfucker is insane.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN SAYING!!!!
WHY DO Y’ALL LET FAST FOOD PLAY YOU LIKE THIS?

Big Crispy Chicken Sandwich 3 for Me with fries, BOTTOMLESS chips and salsa and UNLIMITED drink for $10.99, only at Chili's.

[J. Lynne @juju_beanx]

Thank you stanka

[dõm @ohmingymingy]

@juju_beanx happy birthday pookie butt

[DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic]

When Bartender comes on

[20Teisha*⛧ @20Teisha]

yt ppl brought back mullets whos gonna be the first brave nigga to rock a jheri curl in 2026

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

fuck it let’s elect him anyways

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 @abdulgoncrazy]

I highly recommend you find yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who’s super excited about you. Life is too short to spend it with someone who act like showing love is a chore.

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

Unfortunately, i don't like nonchalant men. Be dominant. Check on me. Be affectionate. Tell me im gorgeous. Plan dates. Buy me flowers. Be absolutely obsessed with me

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

let’s all appreciate the sound system encased in glass that we all knew we shouldn’t touch or play with but we did anyway

[40 @40URTY]

😭😭😭 this nigga aint even doin skits no more these whole productions LMAOOOOOO

[Robbiey @ItsJust_Robbiey]

I have COVID PTSD…ion find none of this shit funny.