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[juju @jujuatvi]

Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 @kunalkamra88 have a look at this. #ModiTax #किसान_हक_लेकर_रहेगा #BJP

[juju @jujuatvi]

Reminder that the Central Government spends roughly 0.4 % of percent to GDP on education, yes india is federal country with states paying too but 0.4 %, now you understand why the AI slop in our country was limited to making brain rot reels .

#IndiaPolitics

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

This is a real shawty right here

Type of girl to stick by you through thick & thin

You can be goofy around her, you can even slack sometimes but she would always have your back

These 2 had the greatest couple lives imaginable, more than we mere plebes could ever dream of…

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Delighted to meet Italy’s Deputy Prime Minister & Minister of Foreign Affairs and International Cooperation, Antonio Tajani, today. Conveyed appreciation for the proactive steps being taken by both sides towards implementation of the Italy-India Joint Strategic Action Plan 2025-2029 across key sectors such as trade, investment, research, innovation, defence, space, connectivity, counter-terrorism, education and people-to-people ties.

India-Italy friendship continues to get stronger, greatly benefiting our people and the global community.

@GiorgiaMeloni

@Antonio_Tajani

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

@AnupamPKher @elonmusk ऐसे ही चलता रहा तो थोड़े दिन में आपके ट्वीटर अकाउंट की हालत आपके सिर जैसी हो जायेगी 😭

[Piyush Trades @piyush_trades]

So yesterday night, I drove for 8 hours and personally experienced Nitin Gadkari’s space technology on our roads.

All of a sudden, on a national highway, the road turned into the surface of the moon and unlike the real moon, this one also had water.

At a speed of 80–100 kmph, my car hit onto the moon’s surface. It kept bouncing on potholes for nearly 100–200 meters as I tried to control it.

And then, out of nowhere, there was a massive pothole filled with water and boom!

The entire car got a free car-wash, and the back bumper was completely broken and thrown off.

Thank you, Nitin Gadkari ji, for your space technology on roads.

It gave me a free trip to the moon and also helped me find a reason to buy a new bumper.

[Karen Resorcé @hr_unhinged]

A developer told me he’s been feeling burnt out.

I told him we’re piloting a new burnout prevention program.

He seemed interested.

I sent him a survey about burnout.

He filled it out.

His responses indicated burnout.

We fired him this morning.

Burnout prevented.

Program success rate: 100%.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

We’re celebrating that the British got a consumption tax cut and we got a consumption tax hike?

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

Perfect. Deltarune launches in just a few weeks 😘

[Lisha @li_s_h_a]

And that’s how you make a statement!
Kerala Chief Minister in for #Empuraan

[juju @jujuatvi]

@KFC_India finally they picked up the call, told me to wait another 10-15 minutes to get a call back from the place 😭😭😭😭😭@KFC_India .

[juju @jujuatvi]

they won’t even reply now, how does a whole ass franchise has no working customer care number

[juju @jujuatvi]

@KFC_India your call is important to us, proceeds to put you in hold for 30 mins 😭😭😭mixed signals

[juju @jujuatvi]

@KFC_India one hour and 7 minutes from when i was supposed to get my order 😭😭😭

[juju @jujuatvi]

anyways Still on hold 😭😭😭guys @KFC_India

[juju @jujuatvi]

@KFC_India @KFC_India will say we are transferring your call to a customer care representative and it’s just a bot telling to type a particular number 😭😭😭😭

[juju @jujuatvi]

@KFC_India hello @KFC_India it’s not my fast today, please deliver my food. The call just ended with goodbye without talking to any customer representatives 😭😭😭

[juju @jujuatvi]

feels @KFC_India wants me to fast, but i only do that on Sundays😭😭😭

[juju @jujuatvi]

@KFC_India @KFC_India your twitter representative didn’t even ask for my order ID 😭😭😭😭, it’s pretty obvious that it’s just a showcase account so here you go

[juju @jujuatvi]

@KFC_India the worst customer service franchise in india goes to @KFC_India