had a crush for a second but then he said he doesn’t like ranch dressing and i’m sorry, as midwest trash I simply cannot abide that kind of attitude toward a DELICACY in my culture
Went to the office for the first time in 2021. Good thing my bosses are so cool since I couldn’t watch my mouth most of the day. This is gonna take some practice lol
@ashkell83 My mom passed away when I was young. There’s times where I wish I could ask her for advice or just share even insignificant parts of my day. Or even get to know her really :(
You know you’re really lame when someone asks how your Friday night is going and you’re in bed with your dog as the little spoon and you’re shopping for yarn to knit your next blanket #grandmastatus#wildfridaynight
You know you’ve listened to @AMorbidPodcast too much when you are so paranoid a killer will try to come into your house and murder you even though all your doors and windows are locked #freshairisfordeadpeople