jules 🦝

cephalopod-lover, eggplant-hater, once lost a fight with a swan,
she/they

[jules 🦝 @jujufish3000]

good habits are easier with friends, but bad habits are more fun with them

[jules 🦝 @jujufish3000]

pronouncing lafayette like laf-i-yeti to feel something

[jules 🦝 @jujufish3000]

have just determined at a coalition of stemmies that the reason none of us have any cultural knowledge is because instead of watching TV we played outside as children

[jules 🦝 @jujufish3000]

happy to report that middle school kids are still making warrior catsonas

[jules 🦝 @jujufish3000]

boomer moment

[public universal friend @ecofriendlyrat]

@strawbrrysunset idk why the hell i said “the main”

[jules 🦝 @jujufish3000]

golf and baseball are the same sport you just hold the stick at different angles

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

"vote" is democrats version of thoughts and prayers

[jules 🦝 @jujufish3000]

@strawbrrysunset the carbon in your food makes the CO2 that you exhale when you breathe :)

[jules 🦝 @jujufish3000]

just withstood the mortifying ordeal of being known. feeling mortified and known

[jules 🦝 @jujufish3000]

@natmiddl excellent tweet

[abby @boringabz]

do u think cvs and walgreens ever explored each other’s bodies

[jules 🦝 @jujufish3000]

my thighs are chafing but I'm being so brave ab it

[Damion Schubert - @ZenOfDesign.com on bsky @ZenOfDesign]

Love hearing about ‘the sanctity of life’ from the same people who have spent the last two years arguing that killing grandma is a small price to pay for being able to sit in an Applebee’s.

[jules 🦝 @jujufish3000]

@strawbrrysunset

[jules 🦝 @jujufish3000]

@strawbrrysunset @McElroyFamily it's the only friendship more beautiful than ours ♥️

[jules 🦝 @jujufish3000]

thinking about how two horses who are homies can pull 3 times as much weight as when either of them works alone #PowerOfFriendship
@McElroyFamily

[jules 🦝 @jujufish3000]

@AlexLerminiaux hey isn't that when we became friends???

[jules 🦝 @jujufish3000]

eager to see if white asparagus does the same thing to pee as green asparagus

[jules 🦝 @jujufish3000]

everybody wake up a new cheese just dropped. it's called quark and it sucks