Juke Baritone

Some random screaming nutjob sci-colonial trapeze punkin' and pirate bluesin' his way round the world. Also known by other names... but only by those he loves.

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@ajmcmxci Working on it yes. Hoping it will bring much relief all round

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@ajmcmxci * a virus with shoes

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/8v6WAZnXgr

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It's been fun! Thanks old girl... https://t.co/Sy0sZRKwZ5

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Best RT @stilgherrian: “If you imagine something say something."

[Black Cat Books @BlackCatPaddo]

ATTN PADDINGTON. Is this your dog? He was found in the neighbourhood & is with Phil at 4 Norwood tce. Call 3369 1653

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Shady Pines Saloon. You know you want to. Moose. Tonight.

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Glad I got the shits with the Sydney airport taxi cunts. Free bus to my destination? I'll take it. Thank you shitty fail. Hopeless as always

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If I happen to DIE on stage this weekend it's probably the extremely dodgy DRUNK wiring job I just did to get my damn keys to work...

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Sometimes I think I'm amazing... then I remember that I'm just a useless leaky meat bag filled with mostly water.

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Sydney! Coming to get ya this weekend. Don't ask where I'll be... you've got the internet fool.

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Hip replacement imminent. Have they made robot hips yet? I think I want one of those...

[Cracked.com @cracked]

Humans are built for addiction. 7 Creepy Ways Corporations Are Turning You Into an Addict - http://t.co/sEipZGzNXw

[shane murphy @watchthatstep]

Noice. Thanks tipsters @crikey_news
Just because we've grown our own paranoia it doesn't mean......

[WikiLeaks @wikileaks]

ANNOUNCE: Later today, WikiLeaks will release an important document.

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Friends & fans, it's with great regret I announce I've had to pull out of tonight's Art Party gig at Red Rattler. Have fun without me :(

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I think it's time to put the kids to bed. I've got a date with L.A. Noire or maybe Wolfenstein New Order on the Ps3... kill some cunts.

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How am I supposed to pay for a solicitor to get my money back from a scumbag when that scumbag took all my money...? :O HELP!!!

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Serco. Providing the city of Melbourne with the same top quality service and care they provide to our refugees

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Sometimes when I get ripped off I let it slide. This time it's war.. and for the first time in my life, the law is on my side.