jukeboxkt

MRS NICK THE STICK! MRS DUNGEON MASTER! MRS PEANUT! MRS RICE COOKER! MRS LIL BIT! aka wittle gawdess

[swagner @BayouBikeyBoi]

This is real, the liberal media won’t let you know this is what Houston looks like

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

So far this season, the Houston Astros have managed to host both Faith & Family Night and a Pride Night without incident.

[emi @vxmpcore_]

liquor? ya if she’ll let me

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Congrats to New York on your basketball team

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When something is advertised as “Fun for the whole family” I’m like u have no idea what the members of my family are capable of complaining about

[🍊Austin Hardwicke 🍊chompotron.bsky.social @chompotron]

There's this amazing place called HEB

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Tonight was like if the planes missed the World Trade Center two seconds before impact

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?

[jukeboxkt @jukeboxkatie]

@jeranimoooo omfg pleaseeeeee let's playyyyyy when you get it! i will bring the party supplies!!!

[Orisha Franklin @bigbaydavis]

Sometimes I show too much love and people think it’s fake like damn bitch I can’t help my cup runneth over

[hani @crucifynisis]

do i weird you out or have i weirded you in

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[julia @juumelo_]

recently been toying with the idea of feeling things a normal amount and not being insane about everything

[jukeboxkt @jukeboxkatie]

as a waitress: we do take note of what you order when you really cook!!!

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

Cheered myself up with my favorite work lunch splurge and the waitress said “damn. nice order” as she was delivering the food. ?

[𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 @drizzylitfw]

highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it's difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud shit

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i might be fat but i also have massive tits so win win

[ellie 🍅 @cornellieast]

god i fucking love everyone for ten minutes i love music i cant wait to hear this shit live it’s gonna fix me in ways i do not even understand yet

[gosh believer @ducktelevision]

adultery sounds like something george w bush would have said if he was talking about growing up