Real Jukes

Things can always get better, just put your mind towards positivity and let the rest handle itself.

[AJ Kuenzi @aj_kuenzi9]

@BostonCream That’s actually the list of teams @danorlovsky7 wants the Patriots to beat in order to be considered a real team

[FAZE RAIN @FaZe_Rain]

shit like this so crazy @elonmusk ever since you monetized tweets the amount of lies these pages post is insane. People don’t even watch the clip anymore, they just believe the headline lying for more clicks. none of what was captioned was even mentioned in the clip… at all. you need to revoke monetization to anyone that intentionally misleads/lies. (and even maybe limit their reach to FYPs due to them spreading misinformation)

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

The school nurse called me at 10 AM: 'Your son has lice. You need to pick him up immediately, and he cannot return until he is nit-free.'
Okay, fine. I picked him up. We spent three days doing the treatments, combing, washing every sheet in the house. It was a nightmare.
He went back to school clean.
Two days later, I got a letter threatening legal action for '3 Unexcused Absences.'
I went to the office. 'You ordered me to keep him home! You said he wasn't allowed in the building!'
The clerk shrugged. 'Lice isn't a medical emergency, so it counts against his allowable days.'

So let me get this straight: He’s banned from entering, but punished for not being here? Make it make sense.

[MayeIsKing @MayeIsKing_]

best video of all time

[P a u l ◉ @SkylineReport]

Fun fact: the moment an ICE agent touches your security camera, they’ve basically tripped a legal landmine. Under Jacobsen and Jones, physically interfering with someone’s property without a warrant can count as both a seizure and a trespass. Courts call this a Fourth Amendment violation. Most people call it what it actually is: unlawful meddling with someone else’s stuff. Even the Supreme Court has said officers aren’t allowed to wander past the “knock and talk” boundary or manipulate objects like they're auditioning for a burglary crew (Jardines). So when an agent tilts your camera to hide their behavior, they’re not just being shady. They’re potentially nuking their own case, violating constitutional law, and handing your lawyer a gift-wrapped civil rights claim. Cute move, legally disastrous.

Sources

[1] Steptoe & Johnson LLP (2025). Judge holds that ICE workplace warrants must comply with the Fourth Amendment. https://t.co/VF2tooWKdo

[2] Cornell Law School – Legal Information Institute. “Fourth Amendment.” https://t.co/7ZSKQWFB9Z

[3] Arnold & Porter LLP (2025). “What To Do If ICE Shows Up: Legal Constraints on Agents Without Warrants.” https://t.co/uL3Hwzs6SS

[4] Blue to Gold (2024). “Covering Cameras During a Knock and Talk: Why It Violates the Fourth Amendment.” https://t.co/VaXJdwxoba

[5] Public Counsel (2025). “Guide to ICE Enforcement: Fourth Amendment Limits and Rights Inside the Home.” https://t.co/etVqx2LMkW

[6] DLG Learning Center. “Knock and Talks, Curtilage, and the Fourth Amendment.” https://t.co/e2XZ0aAyST

[7] Yale Law Journal. “The Lost ‘Effects’ of the Fourth Amendment.” https://t.co/Gt18fffQ0t

[8] Electronic Frontier Foundation (2025). “Yes, You Have the Right to Film ICE.” https://t.co/VwAmS2h91T

[Paramount+ @paramountplus]

Starting January 2026, you can stream every UFC fight live with your Paramount+ subscription. Catch all the action from the Octagon and watch numbered events, Fight Nights and more.

[Savage @Savageboston]

Tom Brady throwing to kids

🎥: @NFL

"Sorry not sorry, catch the damn ball."

😭

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

🚨 Pro Bowl voting is officially OPEN 🚨

1 Repost = 1 #ProBowlVote

@DrakeMaye2
@TreVeyonH4
@will_campbell66
@Hunter_Henry84
Stefon Diggs
@KayshonBoutte1
K'Lavon Chaisson
@miltonw_12
@HaroldLandry
@chrisgonzo28
@MarcusJonesocho
@SchoolerBrenden
@Borregales_andy

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST INTERCEPTIONS IN #NFL HISTORY.

JAYLINN HAWKINS.

ABSOLUTELY INSANE 🤯🤯🤯

[Carlos A. Lopez @LosTalksPats]

#Patriots QB Drake Maye on breaking statistical records:

“One of the best things that Coach Vrabel’s [said is]… There’s stuff that’s interesting vs. important… That stuff’s interesting… What’s important is to try to keep it going. Keep on winning games.”

(🎙️@WEEIAfternoons)

[RandomTomBradyHighlights @TomBradyDaily]

Nope, you’re just changing history. Here’s many calling him the best quarterback in football, all these clips are from the 2004 season.

[RhodesKotaEra @RhodesKotaEra]

Posting an iconic John Cena moment every day until he retires.

John Cena earns the respect of The Undertaker after a successful debut match against Kurt Angle on Smackdown.

56 days remain.

[Marc @wyamarc]

When Todd Gurley accidentally scored a game losing touchdown 😭

[Samoan Dynasty @dynastytribal]

"WHY DID YOU MOVE?!"

Eddie Guerrero hitting Batista with a chair and tricking him into believing Joey Mercury had done it was so hilarious 😂🥹

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

Bills fans: “The Patriots haven’t played any good teams” (not realizing they just called their team bad)

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

24 years ago today, Tom Brady subbed on for an injured Drew Bledsoe... The rest is history.

[EliteRockerz 𝕏 @EliteClubS0B]

Brock Lesnar: "So John Cena is your brother and your name is R Truth"

R-Truth: "My name is Ron Cena"

R-TRUTH JUST MADE LESNAR BREAK CHARACTER AND LAUGH AGAIN 😭

#SmackDown

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

What the fuck is wrong with these people??

https://t.co/hIdwMaTu2q

[100T Kalei @KaleiRenay]

i’m surprised they are ending. wonder what they did with the 20K they owed me then 🤪