jacoff

live every day like it's shark week

[jacoff @juklinn]

ya girl cannot do blinkers anymore i bout died omg

[jacoff @juklinn]

anyways why vecna kinda sound like megatron

[jacoff @juklinn]

finally got me a mom mobile tonight and i am so excited ahhhhh i love my man sm truly am so blessed to have him help me through this journey :')))))

[jacoff @juklinn]

i cannot believe we have spent 9k this month... 💀 like what did we even spend it on omg???? i didn't realize how bad our spending habits are????? i want to throw up??? lmaoooo

[jacoff @juklinn]

i want taco bell soooo bad 😪

[jacoff @juklinn]

only thing worse than growing up w an absent dad is forming a relationship w him when you're older just to realize he's just a liar and manipulator and is only active in the relationship when he has something to gain from it love that for me 🫶🏻

[jacoff @juklinn]

average size girls calling other average sized girls fat and shit and i'm just over here crying bc my weight gain from smth i couldn't control. as women we should be better than this 😭 WE ALREADY DEAL W ENOUGH SCRUTINY FROM MEN WHATS WRONG W U LADIES

[jacoff @juklinn]

how tf did i end up on edtwt........ as a woman who already struggled with weight/self image issues (and didn't rlly tweet abt them??) and now im almost 6 mo pregnant and don't have much control over my changing body... it is killing what little confidence i had 🫩

[jacoff @juklinn]

i get soooo emotional every time i feel little bean kick i can't believe she's will be here in just 4 months 😭😭😭

[jacoff @juklinn]

thought i had a uti but now they saying i might have a kidney stone pls kill me 😭😭

[jacoff @juklinn]

forgot how good popeyes chicken is out the fridge god i need moreeeee

[jacoff @juklinn]

literally raised a whole generation. god i miss those days

[Mageba @Mageba_____]

Once Wattpad started having ads… literacy went down.

[jacoff @juklinn]

y does everything in this podunk ass town close at 8:30 i just want some chips man 😪

[jacoff @juklinn]

told jared earlier i wanted pigs in a blanket for dinner and he was so excited but the was at like 1pm and now i want homemade mac n cheese and would rather die than eat pigs in a blanket....:/

[jacoff @juklinn]

need okarun & momo to be together already 😔

[jacoff @juklinn]

i want be some good mac n cheese sooooo bad 😭😭 why am i literally crying over mac n cheese

[jacoff @juklinn]

you will be so very missed. thank you for showing me all of the good things in life. I love you dude.

[jacoff @juklinn]

momo working at the maid cafe 😭😭 god she is so cute 😭😭

[jacoff @juklinn]

in other news i haven't vaped, smoked weed, or cigarettes in almost 3 months i am soooo proud of myself :')

[jacoff @juklinn]

@spicyteletubby thank you sm!! 🥰❤️

[jacoff @juklinn]

after this baby gets here i'm going back to being emo man i miss my piercings so much